One-shots! Hetalia x Reader!

QUICK DRABBLE (America x Reader)

Okay I couldn't stand the idea in my head and I'm so fucking sorry for this!

-Pumpkin

Once upon a time when (Y/n) asks America what "sex" is... And by sex you were meaning like the sexuality and shit, but then this happened...

~To the fucking drabble~

"Hey, what's up dude/dudette!"

The personification of the United Stated of America greeted his friend who has just entered a whole new stage of life.

The country didn't know anything about his friend's confusion with their sex if they were a boy, girl, pan, bi, or etcetera. (Please correct me here.)

For a while his friend has been keeping this as a secret from all of their friends and has no idea what to do. So for starters they went to America, who is their closes friend, and sometimes they didn't think that this was a good idea, but they were already at his house already.

"So what's up?" The country sat on his couch with his friend all the way on the end shuffling uncomfortably.

"Well..." They started to speak. "What is "sex"? I'm confused."

The personification looked at his friend in confusion. Why? Of course, he thought that they knew what sex was, but his mind wasn't thinking about the "sex" his friend was talking about.

"Sex, huh?" America darted his eyes around the room trying to explain it the best way possible.

Then he spotted the bowl of Oreos on the coffee table in front of him and a glass of milk.

"Well... Sex is like an Oreo." The personification grabbed an Oreo from the bowl in front of him.

They looked at him in a very confused way.

"First you twist..." He twisted the treat open to show it's vanilla filling (is that what you call it?).

"Then you lick." He licked the vanilla inside.

His friend looked at him with their face flushed in red.

"And lastly, you dunk." He dunked the Oreo into the glass of milk.

"See? It's simple."

~okay to present situation~

And this is how America got himself thrown into a vat of milk in a milk factory.

"GET DUNKED ON!"

The end.