So I bought both books. Demigods & Magicians and Trials of Apollo today, finished them both.
And get this...
I'm heartbroken from The Trials of Apollo.
GODDAMMIT MEG YOU SON OF A BITCH (no offense Demeter). YOU DAMN IDIOTA WHY DID YOU SIDE WITH HIM!
APOLLO CALLED YOU HIS DUMPSTER WAIF GODDAMMIT! HIS BELOVED!
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MY HEART HAS NEVER SHATTERED INTO SO MANY PIECES SINCE PERCABETH FELL INTO TARTARUS! GODS I HATE THIS!
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I'M RANTING HERE WHEN I HAVE MY OWN RANT BOOK.
I FEEL SO BETRAYED AND HEARTBROKEN.
I HATE MYSELF RIGHT NOW!
DUDE I MIGHT THINK I MAY BE FALLING FOR THE CURRENTLY-MORTAL GOD??? WHAT
I DO NOT NEED MORE HUSBANDOS.
NOW I'M WHINING AND ROLLING AROUND MY BED. MY MOM RIGHT NOW IS THREATENING ME THAT SHE'S GONNA STOP BUYING ME BOOKS IF I KEEP ON WHINING.
MY SANITY IS SLIPPING AWAY!!!
PERCY'S IN THE SWIMMING TEAM!!! THIS TAKES PLACE WHILE ANNABETH IS IN BOSTON WITH MAGNUS!!! SOLANGELO IS REAL!!! CALEO IS REAL!!! CHIRON KICKS LEO'S GUTS FOR SCARING HIM!!! A DOZEN CAMPERS PUNCHED LEO WHILE PERCY JUST GIVES HIM A HUG FOR WORRYING THEM!!! APOLLO IS ACTUALLY A FUCKING SWEETHEART!!! RHEA IS ACTUALLY A HIPPIE TITAN!!! RACHEL WEARS A DRESS HOLY FUCK!!! MEG IS ACTUALLY 12??????? CLARISSE IS IN COLLEGE! TRAVIS LEFT CONNOR FOR COLLEGE! AND SALLY OFFERS APOLLO AND MEG FOOD!
Oh gods I'm pissed.
No. I'M BEYOND PISSED.
NERO YOU SON OF A BITCH! OH YEAH, THREATENING YOUR OWN HOW-MANY-GREATS GRANDFATHER WITH MEG!!! YOU'RE THE FUCKING BASTARD WHO TRAUMATIZED HER AND YOY MADE HER BELIEVED THAT THIS "BEAST" KILLED HER DAD, WEL YOU KNOW WHAT SON? YOU'RE THE BEAST SHE'S SCARED OF YOU BITCH!
ANNABETH I SWEAR YOU HAVE TO BRING MAGNUS AND FORM THE SASSY TRINITY TOGETHER. IF YOU WANT MORE THEN ADD SADIE IN THERE.
For fuck's sake
BYE
-Pumpkin
DID I FORGET TO MENTION THAT APOLLO IS BISEXUAL????
