Blame the song XD!
-Pumpkin
You were invited by the Awesome Trio (giving the spotlight to them!) for a karaoke night with some others, so you dressed nothing really fancy. You wore cropped shorts, a shirt that says Hey Süßer, schau doch mal wie wild ich bin!' and flip flops. You mostly wore these all the time since it was mostly hot in your country (sorry if not).
You took a cab to the karaoke bar. As you arrived there it was packed with a lot of people and more of early drunks since it was like 8 p.m.
"Hey dudette!!!" You heard America shouting over from a table near the stage. You waved as you made your way through the crowd towards the stage. After a lot of squeezing throw drunk dancers and almost getting a sloppy kiss from a random person you finally arrived at the table.
"God..." You sat down as you looked who they brought. Denmark obviously brought the Nordics with him, America brought England and Prussia brought his brother.
Across the tabled Prussia slid a mug of beer at you. As soon as you got it you chugged it down until it was empty.
"Why do you have to sit all the way here?" You whined, "I almost got a kiss from a random person." Then Prussia slid you another mug and you chugged it down.
"We'll be singing tonight." Denmark chugged down his beer.
You did a spit take, "okay who said that we'll be singing tonight???"
"Voted by all of us dudette!" I looked at the rest of the Nordics, Germany and England. They all nodded their heads.
"Kesesesesesesese!" You looked at Prussia.
"What?"
"Do you realize what your shirt says?" They all look at your shirt and blushed.
"No... This was a gift from Pumpkin why?"
"So how wild are you frau?"
"What?"
"Your shirt says 'Hey sweetheart, take a look at how wild I am!' So frau, how wild are you?" You blushed as the others blushed.
"And I've got the perfect song for that, keseseesesesesese!" He laughed.
Later on the others started to sing on stage.
The Nordics by the time were already, sang a remix between Carmelldansen and What Does the Fox Say where you didn't get a single thing, but laughed at how they all dance the Carmelldansen and sing the chorus of What Does the Fox Say while all of them were in fox costumes.
Prussia tried to (more like forced) encourage Germany to sing, but he already said 'nein' too many times that you thought about Nyan Cat again for some reason and ended up not singing.
America and a drunk England started to sing on stage Wet Hot American Summer by Cobra Starships and you've gotta say that England and America both has the X-factor.
Then you and Prussia were up next and you were both drunk, somehow. You were somehow familiar with the song as the intro started.
Prussia:
Sie war ‚ne Deathmetal Rockerbraut
Bittersüß und voll versaut
Die sorte Girl die dich auch
Mitm Hocker vom Hocker haut
Sie stand auf head-b-b-bangen
Ich b-b-bangte mit.
Beim Blick in die Sterne
Hörten wir gerne Rammstein und Kiss.
Sie soff mich ständig untern Tisch
immer auf ex ex ex.
Auf ihrem Hintern stand gestochen Scharf 666
Then you sang the bridge with him even you didn't understand what you were singing but you knew the song.
Both:
Ich will nur eine mit Herz Kopf Arsch und Pepp.
Draußen Prinzessen und ein Freak in meinem Bett
Ein klein bisschen Lady ein klein bisschen Gaga
So was fänd ich voll Perfekt
Since you were a bit tipsy you danced with Prussia as you both sang.
Prussia:
Ich brauch ein wildes Ding (oh yeah)
S-so ein wildes Ding (o-oh yeah)
Ich brauch ein wildes Ding(oh yeah)
Und sie sagt
You:
Hey Süßer, schau doch mal
Wie wild ich bin!
You winked at Prussia sexily as he blushed.
You both continued to sing the song (because I'm getting nosebleeds from the lyrics and I don't understand them even with the translation in the copy).
You both had your moments where you were both literally wild making the crowd cheer louder.
As you were still drunk you said this.
"So you wanted to see how wild I am?" He smirked as you grabbed his collar and smashed your lips against his.
And to tell you that he invaded your vital regions the rest of the night when you two continued at his house.
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Blame the song!!!!!!!! Blame it!!!!! It gave me this idea and I'm getting nosebleeds from the lyrics because I don't that much German!
-Pumpkin
I got the lyrics from here: http://lyricstranslate.com/en/wildes-ding-wild-thing.html#ixzz3HIc2Jo9k
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