One-shots! Hetalia x Reader!

Secret Kinks (Germany x Reader) [LEMON]

As you can see kinks are a trend in the writing world and I think we should start with the kinkiest nation we know in this fandom XD

I know that he has a hell lot of kinks so I'm gonna try to mix everything in like Super Smash Bros hahaha XD

Be warned that this will be very kinky or so... Meh. Okay the real warning is that I'm gonna to use that stereotypical uke attitude that goes like "p-punish me master!" and shit so... Yeah, you guys are warned.

-Pumpkin

"So I heard that you have kinks mein liebe." Ludwig almost choked on his flower coffee as you struck up that random conversation.

You were in his office waiting for him to finish work, but it was longer than you've expected. And recently from some calls, from his brother, he told you that he had a thing for some "things" during sex. You don't really know about his kinks that much. You wanted to at least spice up your sex life with him. All he ever was in sex was careful and gentle.

"W-Where did you hear about that?" He asked you while covering his flustered face filled with embarrassment.

"Your sleep." You lied bluntly.

You looked at him and smirked that gave him chills down his spine. His one true love finally knows the truth.

"I'm going to go to the bar." You stood up from your seat. "And be sure to eat your dinner at the diner, I'm not going to cook tonight."

"What are you going to do?" He asked you.

"I'm going to hang out with Liz and the others." You smiled and closed the door before giving him a glint of mischief.

~Time Skip~

Obviously, you lied about hanging out with Elizabeta and the others.

By the time Ludwig got home, he was stressed and tired. It was somewhere around one in the morning. Work was a legit bitch. When was work never a bitch anyways? Oh yeah, maybe those team building activities where they pay for the trip and take you to beaches.

"W-Welcome back master!" Ludwig flinched and faced the doorway towards the kitchen.

His eyes widened as he saw your attire.

You were in a frilly and lacy maid outfit with cat ears. Your skirt was incredibly short. Your tits could be seen through your blouse. You were even blushing and everything with a cute expression.

Best actress award goes to Reader-chan.

"E-Ermm..." You stuttered. "I've prepared dinner."

You bowed. "Come to the dinning room."

You walked into the dinning room with a hidden smirk.

Ludwig didn't know how to react. What happened to (Y/n)? Why was she all lolita and somewhat moe-ish all of a sudden?

He stood there stunned and turned on. He loosened his tie and placed his suitcase and files on the coffee table.

He walked into the kitchen with a crash. His eyes widened in worry as he came over to your side to see you with beer spilled all over you.