‘Toilet~ Toilet~ Toilet ~ I’m going to the Toilet~’
I started humming to myself like nobody’s business… What’s wrong with singing about the toilet? I love the toilet! Literally! I mean it’s a place where nobody will ask you to hurry up and a place where you can slack~ it’s my favourite place compared to those castle like houses… I feel stress even looking at it…I mean….how are you suppose to find the things you need? The house is huge!
‘Eve! You better surrender and stop running! It’s impossible for you to escape from me after slapping me! STOP RUNNING!!!’
As if anyone will stop running after hearing that…..unless that person is deaf or has some difficulty hearing...Or! the person is an idiot…..anyway I saw the light in my life….THE TOLIET! Should I hide in the girl’s toilet in which Nina and her gang can come ambush me any second or the guy’s toilet which really sparks my interest in which what is in it? hmm…it’s so difficult to decide.. it’s harder than geography :(
The old people say ‘Choose something that you have interest in’
Okay~ I’ll listen for once…. I went in the guy’s toilet and the first sight I saw was well…..something I’ll never forget…
There were those round round things… I think they were called urinal in which the guys pee in…. I only saw those in cartoons…didn’t think it was true….I mean mum told me don’t believe in what the TV shows and Derek uses the same toilet I do…… THIS IS INTERESTING!! I’m glad I listened to the old people I learned something new that things in TV may be real and guys cannot aim properly in the urinal cause it stinks and there was a poster asking the guys to aim properly…wow…the school cares about the students…surprisingly….
What was I doing here in the first place?
Oh right! I was escaping from Nina…. Oh! Stomach ache stomach ache stomach ache need to use the toilet…..
I relieved myself in the boy’s toilet and decided to wait for a while longer to make sure Nina wasn’t here any more…..
3 seconds later….
I’M FREAKING BORED!!!! And I can’t go out cause I can hear Nina’s bitchy voice scolding vulgarities at me….no wonder my ear was itching… I’M HUNGRY!! My stomach has been talking to me since a while ago they are chanting like the army force. You know what I mean? Like ‘Feed Me! Feed Me! Feed Me!’….hahaha…how can they be so cute? Where was i? oh right I wanna eat chocolate… Derek’s mom told me chocolate can help me stay awake and it’s delicious…one stone kill two birds? Anyway, I love chocolates…I can’t bear it anymore time to send an SOS to Derek
‘Derek! I slapped Nina because I saw a bug on her cheek and she was chasing after me and I ended up hiding in the toilet…help me distract her and her friend so I can grab chocolates…please! With a cheery on top!! ’
Did I mention that Derek and his parents are elfs and that he could read people’s mind? And somehow he and I can communicate telepathically? Anyway….this power is good! Cause if I want something or need help, he’ll be my superman and I’m surprised he could take my attitude for so long and sticks to me like sticky glue…every time he’s with me it’s like I can smell chocolate on him and you know…you get attracted to him and feel like getting closer to him…yup….something like that….
Just then…. I heard Derek’s voice and Nina’s slutty voice….. I knew it he is my superman! Just then… I heard the door opening and smelled fried CHICKEN!!! I burst out of the cubicle and saw a boy…that smelled like chicken with 2 wide eyes staring at me….
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