Zodiacs

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The signs at a concert:

Aries: Getting high and enjoying the music more than anything else.

Taurus: Is late to the actual concert because they were parking and buying merchandise.

Gemini: Knows everyone and gets a backstage pass, gets to meet the artist(s).

Cancer: Refuses to admit that they cried when they arrived on stage.

Leo: Wearing really thight clothes to attract the band members, dancing and singing as loud as they can.

Virgo: Freaking out because there's too many people.

Libra: Goes with a group of friends, wear heels or something else ridiculous.

Scorpio: Has a giant sign that says "fuck me".

Sagittarius: Ends up cloud surfing, don't know how they got there.

Capricorn: Complains about the noise level and people pushing.

Aquarius: Getting more and more convinced that the band is Illuminati.

Pisces: Cries so hard and accidentally eats a weed brownie that they were offerded by Aries.