Zodiacs

XVIII

One day, the twelve signs woke up to find a mistletoe hanging from the entrance to the kitchen... Hmm... Who put it there?

Taurus: This just ruins everything. Great. Now what? We can't even eat on Christmas day! And I'm not gonna kiss any of you guys. You all smell.

Pisces: I'm too full off of Christmas Eve dinner to even eat, though.

Virgo: Wait did we always live in the same house or
Sagittarius: Calm down, calm down. It's not that hard. One person goes into the kitchen at a time.

Aries: Me first!

Capricorn: No, we're going to do it in the order of most mature, responsible, and physically attractive. So go to the back, Aries. BESIDES, IT'S MY BIRTHDAY SEASON.

Scorpio: I bet Capricorn craves that mineral for their birthday season hahahahha ha ha ha ha Oh boy I am funny

Virgo:*trying very hard not to strangle Scorpio*

Libra: No one cares about you, Capricorn

Gemini: Ya dumb earth signs lmao

Gemini, Libra & Aquarius: LOL air sign bros before earth sign hoes

Aquarius: OH wait. Well I tie with Sagittarius for maturity and hotness :D So, um, Sag, wanna just, we can go in together- oh, but we'll be under the mistletoe- HAha, what a coincidence, haha, Sagittarius, I suppose we just have to make out, haha, I love you, love you so much, please

Sagittarius: gOTTA go fast

Libra: Why don't we just all squeeze in and give everyone a great, big, happy holiday kiss?

Pisces: Spread the love! <3

Scorpio: no

Virgo: Hey guys, you know we don't HAVE to kiss, right?

Capricorn: *GASP*

Aries: What the hell, Virgo?! I never knew you were one to break the rules... Especially on this Christmas day! Have some respect for traditions!!

Leo: Shame on you, Virgo.

Taurus: Guys, I'm just gonna go in, I'm really hungry...

Gemini: WTF NO! We have to do it in order!!!

Aries: Taurus can join me in the back :'(

Pisces: Oh ok guess I'm in front!

Libra: This isn't the time for cracking jokes, dear Pisces :)

Cancer: *pops out of oven*

Leo: HOLY MOLY DEAR GOODNESS GRACIOUS ME You scared me more than when I found about Libra's 5th pregnancy in this year

Libra: HEY!

Cancer: Surprise, bitches.

Cancer: *stands underneath mistletoe*

Cancer: *blocks entrance to kitchen...*

Everyone exept Cancer: ...

Cancer: (: Merry Christmas, come inside and make some eggnog pancakes with me. Oh, but there's a password to get through.

Cancer: You have to gimme a kiss.

Cancer: *stares at Capricorn*

Capricorn: o_O

Cancer: ;O

Taurus: *tears up*

Pisces: *sniffs* That was the most terrifying face I've seen my entire life

Scorpio: There there, Pisces... *gulps*