Zodiacs

XV

The signs on the moon:

Aries: *points at earth* WHAT ARE THOOOOOOSE

Taurus: Where are the moon cows? Where do I get over my ice cream from? fml

Gemini: I did not sign up for this.

Cancer: I wanna be friends with the aliens #foreveralone

Leo: *tries to make fire* Oh yeah.. No oxygen

Virgo: SCIENCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *Investigates the moon* YESSSSS

Libra: I can't send nudes! There's no fucking internet connection!

Scorpio: *tries to do a backflip in slowmotion* ... *fails*

Sagittarius: I'm far far far far far far far far far far far far far away from home now.

Capricorn: There's no laws here... *Makes stupid laws* YOU BITCHES ARE MINE NOW

Aquarius: *tries to fly away* BYE FELICIA I'M GOING TO NEVERLAND

Pisces: *To space* SPACE BITCHH