The signs as funny lines from Supernatural:
Aries: Sam Winchester wears make-up. Sam Winchester cries his way through sex. Sam Winchester keeps a ruler by the bed and every morning when he wakes up- Okay, enough!
Taurus: I learned that from the pizza man.
Gemini: So I was reading the Bible yesterday and I- Jesus dies.
Cancer: My "people skills" are "rusty".
Leo: I have genital herpes.
Virgo: Please accept this sandwich as a gesture of solidarity.
Libra: And at 4:30, there is the homo-erotic subtext of Supernatural.
Scorpio: I'd like to think it's because of my perky nipples.
Sagittarius: These tacos taste funny to you?
Capricorn: Yesterday was Tuesday, right? But today is Tuesday, too!
Aquarius: You're bossy... and short!
Pisces: I think I'm adorable.
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Zodiacs
RandomFunny zodiac signs stuff (mostly from Tumblr). Requests are always open. Daily uploads. Enjoy.
