sorry for neglecting the fuck out of this book
How the signs study for exams:
Aries: Gets books out to study, arranges coloured pens neatly, tilts pretty lamp for perfect lighting, gets out the macbook and highlighters... spends 3 hours setting up the shot, adding filters, then instagrams it to make them feel like they've done work.
Taurus: Maintains the perfect 3 minutes of work : 3 hours of sleep ratio (somehow still passes).
Gemini: Keenly studying... the contents of every Netflix show.
Cancer: Putting on music to help them study, then getting triggered by the music and spends the next 4 hours reading through old conversations with their ex.
Leo: Does other productive shit to make them feel less guilty like run, clean the house, learn 5 languages... anything to avoid actually studying for what they need to be studying for.
Virgo: Scrolling through their dream life on Pinterest which requires $$$ to achieve which requires good grades.
Libra: *Writes date and title* *makes themselves a candlelit bath* TREAT YO S E L F, LOVE UR SELF, DRINK WATER, TAKE BREAKS, UWU !!
Scorpio: ...I can always be a stripper.
Sagittarius: Making travel plans for after their exams finish.
Capricorn: Actually studying. Not very well but is actually trying.
Aquarius: Deconstructing the educational system, convincing themselves exams do not measure our true intelligence and in turn are meaningless.
Pisces: 1 hour of work for every 10 hours of crying/complaining/moaning/worrying/procrastinating (about) it.
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Zodiacs
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