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The signs while playing video games:

Aries: swearing profusely, throwing their controller at the TV when they lose

Taurus: are actually really good, but their fingers keep getting stuck to the controller from the food they're eating

Gemini: talking themselves through the whole  entire thing

Cancer: beating level 1-4, then getting stuck on level 5 and never picking up the game again

Leo: boasting to everyone how good they are and then dying after 2 seconds

Virgo: instead of fighting enemies, they run away and find a place to hide

Libra: pushing random buttons and hoping for the best

Scorpio: yelling angrily at the characters and crying everytime they kill someone

Sagittarius: finding the easiest way/lowest common denominator to advance to the next level

Capricorn: trying to get every little coin and a 100% perfect score before advancing to the next level

Aquarius: tell everyone they're really good, but don't know how to walk once they're given the controller

Pisces: not playing the missions, just exploring everything

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