The signs as straight white boy texts:
Aries: so u a virgin? haha ;)))
Taurus: haha n then what? ;))
Gemini: A shower? can i come lol? ;))
Cancer: if ur bi we can have a threesome ;) lol
Leo: bra size? lol ;))
Virgo: what would u do if i was there w/ u now? ;)) haha
Libra: what r u doing in bed rn? haha ;))
Scorpio: u horny haha? ;)
Sagittarius: what r u wearin ;)
Capricorn: how far have u been w/ a guy hahaha? ;))
Aquarius: pics?
Pisces: sorry my friend stole my phone lol ;))
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Zodiacs
RandomFunny zodiac signs stuff (mostly from Tumblr). Requests are always open. Daily uploads. Enjoy.