Zodiacs

LXV

The signs as parents:

Aries: "He rejected you?! I'll go teach that son of a bitch a lesson!" *takes out belt*

Taurus: "Idgaf if you already gave me a million reason list of why you think you should go to that party. You aren't going because I said so.

Gemini: So tell me... how is it going with Jacob? ;) Are you still fighting with your friend Jackie? Oh, and how's Rachel?

Cancer: Did you take your jacket? Are you sure you don't want any snacks? Remember to put your seatbelt and don't drive drunk!

Leo: Tell me, how do I look in this outfit?

Virgo: How are your grades? Are you struggling with math? Let me help you.

Libra: Remember to be nice to everybody and don't forget your manners.

Scorpio: Listen you little piece of shit, I give you to the count of three!

Sagittarius: I think you look like a homeless person with those clothes. Go change.

Capricorn: Listen, I know I can be hard on you with grades and everything, but I still love you.

Aquarius: Lmao do whatever you want, I love you.

Pisces: *hugs and kisses all the time*