Zodiacs

LXI

The signs when they become famous:

Aries: *signs autographs for people that didnt ask for them*

Taurus: *creates a fake tumblr fan blog and secretly follows every porn blog about them*

Gemini: *googles themselves*

Cancer: *cries because the spotlight is too bright*

Leo: wins an oscar (haha get it?.. ok ill just leave)

Virgo: *buys teen lock for their doors because of paparazzi*

Libra: *hires people to be their 'paparazzi'*

Scorpio: *'accidently' leaks their own nudes*

Sagittarius: *flips paparazzi off*

Capricorn: *is secretly in an alliance with the Illuminati but nobody supspects them*

Aquarius: *sends themselves death threats for attention*

Pisces: *buys 78 puppies and keep them as pets*