The signs in slytherin:
aries: "let's fuck those
gryffindors up LMAO "
taurus: loves their family and friends so much would do everything for them
gemini: prankster (also wow, really charming and persuasive)
cancer: either the nicest person or baddest bitch you'll ever meet
leo: not so secretly planning world domination
virgo: "nice point, but your opinion is invalid"
libra: looks like a cinnamon roll but could kill you
scorpio: badass with the nice ass
sagittarius: looks a bit scary but can actually be the best friend you've ever had
capricorn: leader kid, so cool™
aquarius: freaking genius who loves to boast, show off
pisces: graceful. skilled. fucking deadly
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Zodiacs
RandomFunny zodiac signs stuff (mostly from Tumblr). Requests are always open. Daily uploads. Enjoy.
