Zodiacs

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The signs when drunk:

Aries: Has usually a really high tolerance to alcohol, but is a relatively happy drunk.

Taurus: Mood swings, man. Can go to happy to depressed and then mad and happy again...

Gemini: Somehow always has fucking crazy ideas or therories about the universe and the world we live in.

Cancer: You can say "Goodbye" to shyness and "Hello" to making out with random strangers.

Leo: Is usually the one that dances on the table, bottle in hand.

Virgo: Pays 55 rounds of shots for people they don't even know the names.

Libra: Texts their ex.

Scorpio: "Accidently" sends nudes to their boss.

Sagittarius: Usually a very depressed and sad drunk. Just give them a nice pillow and a Kit-Kat and they should be alright.

Capricorn: Usually a very responsible drinker (cause they got to get Cancer home safe).

Aquarius: Gets very spiritual and deep. They sit in the corner and light candles. Just try to stay away or they'll try to predict your death by reading your palm or some crazy shit like that.

Pisces: Becomes even more badass. Don't mess with them or they'll kick your ass.