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How the signs flirt part 2 (i think):

Aries: Just watches from a distance and groans angstily

Taurus: is super shy about it so is really fucking cute at the same time

Gemini: HEY MOTHERFUCKER YOUVE GOT ONE HELL OF A PERSONALITY!1!! U DOWN FOR CANDLE LIT DINNER AT MY PLACE 7PM??

Cancer: Compliments them. Then backs off. Then compliments them again. Then backs off again.

Leo: low key too shy to flirt

Virgo: lot of fucking innuendos

Libra: you know you kinda look like that fictional character that i really like-

Scorpio: youre hot, im hot(ter), lets go cool off together

Sagittarius: DO YOU WANNA HAVE A RELATIONSHIP IN WHICH BOTH OF US CONSENSUALLY KISS AND CUDDLE AND MAYBE HAVE THE SEX FUCK WAS THat too foward?

Capricorn: is actually really good at flirting like jee how you do it?

Aquarius: i dont need to flirt, others flirt with me *clicks tongue*

Pisces: gets all flustered and blushy

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