Zodiacs

LXIX

The signs as criminals:

Aries: Serial killer

Taurus: Meth cook

Gemini: Cannibal

Cancer: Bank robber

Leo: GTA irl

Virgo: Bomb maker

Libra: Crack cocaine trafficker

Scorpio: Pick pocketer

Sagittarius: Dog fighter

Capricorn: Involuntary servitude

Aquarius: Stabber

Pisces: Insurance fraud