The signs at the movies:
Sagittarius: *making loud annoying reactions to scenes and kicking Aries seat*
Aries: Would you STOP?!? Pleaseeee!
Sagittarius: ...*kicks seat one more time* sorry!
Aries: You do NOT want to mess with me *grips Sag and a fight goes down*
Gemini: omg! Do you see that fight down there? Geez...omg! This is my favorite scene, shhh!
Capricorn: I wasn't -
Gemini: shhhhh! Oh! Taurus is back! Wait, what's that in your shirt?
Taurus: ummm....
Capricorn: *looks under shirt* cheesecake, and two bags of chips! Dude!
Virgo: *says under breath* Geez these people are annoying, and this movie is boringgggg. And ew! There is gum under this chair!!!
Taurus: what?!? Everything is so expensive and - *stares ahead*
Capricorn: There goes Scorpio flirting again
Scorpio: *whispering things into pisces ear*
Pisces: *giggling and laughing*
Leo: You jealous Taurus?
Taurus: when did you get here?!? And no, course not.
Leo: mm, hmm. Oh and I just brought Cancer and Libra here.
Taurus: hmmph
Cancer: it's okay Taurus, you will find someone one day!
Scorpio: *turns around* Hey, mind being a bit more quiet? *gives death stare*
Pisces: Scorpiooo, that's mean...
Libra: Oh! Look at Aries down there! He's fighting with Sag! Brb
Leo: what?!?! I'm hotter! .....uh. There goes my second date.
Cancer: Hey, you have me! Am I not good enough?! What more can I do?!??!! *sits down and silently sobs*
Leo: uh...
Gemini: Where's Virgo? Is he okay? We need to find him!
Virgo: *at home, cleaning his shoes, on his couch, watching whatever*
Capricorn: I'm sure he is fine. Uh...Aquarius?
Aquarius: *sitting in corner of theater, eating popcorn*
Shhhhhhh!!!! This Sci-Fi movie is amazing!!!
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Zodiacs
RandomFunny zodiac signs stuff (mostly from Tumblr). Requests are always open. Daily uploads. Enjoy.