The signs on the moon pt. II:
Aries: *was the first on the moon* *brags about it*
Taurus: *peacefully lands and starts eating nachos*
Gemini: *starts dancing to 80's songs*
Cancer: *takes off their helmet* *dies*
Leo: *takes 3937274729218 selfies and tries to post them* *realises their's no internet connection*
Virgo: *drinks Starbucks in a crater*
Libra: *gets their favorite book and start reading it while jumping up and down*
Scorpio: *tries to summon satan*
Sagittarius: *makes out with their crush*
Capricorn: *studies for physics and tries to set up experiments*
Aquarius: *chills with aliens*Pisces: *gets drunk*
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Zodiacs
RandomFunny zodiac signs stuff (mostly from Tumblr). Requests are always open. Daily uploads. Enjoy.