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He he he (22): "This just in..."

He he he (22): "This just in..."

'Jamie' (El Chupacabra) disguises his/herself as a mild-mannered guy/girl who sells magazines. The government is advising people to keep their pens closed up. Details at eleven!

In other news, a new version of Jane Eyre is in the offing! :D Details in a second, I need to go to the little-fake-british-accented-reporters room!

Deloris: OMG! Jane Eyre! *runs off to the nearest bookshop*

Fredrick: *rolls eyes* Loser. *whispers to himself* I've gotta get to the bookstore right now! :O

Jeffrey: We can hear yous!! :O

Fredrick: He he... *blushes*

Jeffrey: Fwedwick's wearing bwush!

Momma: Fredrick!! >:(

Fredrick: Here it comes... :(

Jeffrey: Here is comes... >:)

Momma: That is so not your colour! Try puke-green... :)

Fredrick: :(

Fredrick wants rosy pink cheeks but Momma wants puke green. Will Jamie ever fit in? Will Jeffrey ever confess? Find out next time on... Days of our Nights!

Jeffrey: Confess what?

Fredrick: You'll see next week.

Jeffrey: Confess what?! >:(

Fredrick: *sigh*

Your deep dark secret, Jeffrey. So deep and dark that you'll never know until next Monday on the next episode of Days of our Nights!

Jeffrey: I'm on a TV show? Cool. :] Wait, who're yous?

A mysterious disembodied voice...

Jeffrey: Wanna be BFFs?

Okay! Let's go play chess.

Jeffrey: I thought yous was disembodied...

Only during the daytime. It's a soap thing.

Jeffrey: *suddenly grows beard of eternal shockedness* :{O

Hairy: Jeffwey! I thought we were BFFs!! :O :(

Jeffrey: Well, you see... uh... um... It's complicated...

Guys! Save it for next Monday!!

Hairy: Who's he?! Or she?! Or it?!

Jeffrey: Oh, that's Mysterious Disembodied Voice.

But you can call me Prudence XX Jameson!

Hairy: Listen here Paula--

Prudence.

Hairy: Whatever Precious. Anyway, me and Jeffwey are BFFs! We even have proof. Hit it guys!

Song: *get out your microphones from your Disney Singstar set and sing along to the tune of the all-time classic: "Doofenshmirtz Evil Incoporated!" Not exactly the same number of syllables so kinda speed it up at the beginning*

BFF bracelet that looks garbaaaage!

Prudence XX is out... Peace!