we was still in the limo driving and the sound of this G.P.S had my mind going off the walls.then I started to get bored but I had a bright idea to make the time pass.
me:aye y'all wanna have a yo moma roastin session(smile)
Ray:sure
jacob:I'm too old for that
idgaf what he said I was not taking no for an answer
me:prince,yo moma so fat when she fell in love she broke it
Ray:prince yo moma so fat she has licences plates on hershoes
jacob:oh I see how it is.well kierra yo mom a so fat that the beeper goes off when she backs up.and ray yo mom a teeth is so busted that each tooth has a sighn that say "1 mile to next tooth"
chresanto :Ray yo moma so fat she uses interstate 95 as a slip in slide
Ray:kierra yo mom a so fat her stomach gets home 30 mins before she does
jacob:yo moma so ugly that when she was born they put her in a tinted incubator
chresanto:yo moma so fat that when somebody said it was chilli outside she ran outside with a spoon
Ray:yo moma is so fat that her driver's licens said "picture continue on other side"
jacob:yo moma so fat that when she stepped on a scale it said "out of range"
me:yo moma so skinny that when she tilted and hit the curb she shattered
jacob:that ain't Evan funny
me:jacob remember when I asked for your opinion,well ME NEITHER!
Ray:LMAO!!!!!
jacob:you just mad cause you will never find someone like me
me:that's the point
Ray:were almost there I think
me:k
jacob:every kiss begins with k
me:but too bad ugly begins with u
then prince took out a cigarette and lit it up
me:you know smoking can kill you
jacob:well my grandfather lived to be 93
me:was he a smoker
jacob:no he minded his own fucking buisness
me:shut up bitch!
jacob:I've been called worse
me:like what
jacob:your boyfriend
me:you know damn we'll if u could rearrange the alphabet you will put u and I together
jacob:naw it's just how I like it where n and o is together
this mf.......
me:fuck u Jay
jacob:been there done that
me:idc
this mf.....I then stayed silent for the whole ride
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Fanfictionit's been 1 month since I've seen the horrid of a body laying on the ground in its own blood...... I was on the plane looking out the window at the clouds i would see ,jailed in my thoughts thinking about heaven and where is it if there is one...
