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the time i met obama

i meet obama and we go golfing and have a lovely time!! im about to leave and i turn towards the pres and say "thanks obama" before getting out of the car. of course i didnt miss the shock spread against that mans delicate yet old skin as his eyes slowly widened. he looked at me with interest, even though i was long gone inside the confinement of my house.
"peculiar little thing, dint you think michelle?" michelle nodded with interest.
"yes, i like him! he didnt complain about all my vegetables!! infact he wanted more!!!" obama gasped in shock. wanting more? of vegetables?? thats unheard of!!! so, with very high peaked interest they called their team and pulled some strings to invite me back.
"ryan, will you please live with us!! youre too amazing to let go!" ibama asked smiling a smile only ibama can smile. i was baffled to say the least!! all i did was be an awkward munchkin!!!
"um....what do you mean?" i asked, completely confused. obama chucked his deep rugged chuckle that shows dominance.
"become my best friend, and live here! with us!!!" i pondered on this idea for a few. obamas best friend?? now i dont have to be...obama self!! hahahaha get it? instead of all by my?!?! im hilarious!!! just as i was about to answer, a young lady around my age walked in. she was stunning to say the least!!!
"dad! can i have some money?? there are these really cute LV bags i wanted an-" her sentence was cut off short when she noticed me awkwardly standing in the corner shuffling. "whos this?"
"well chealsy, this is my bestest friend and um how do i say this? will be living with us!" we both thrned towards the man in shock.
"um excuse you!!! i never said yes, so you can sit your presidential ass down!" i sassed making obama and chealsy gasp in shock. guess people dont sass the pres....
"but you gotta !! you just gotta!!!" i groaned!! persistant little elf!!! doesnt he have better things?? like a wife to fuck???
"ugh is there hot people ?" ibama nodded.
"actually harry styles is my cousin , married in of course !! his sister gemma, lovely thing, married one of my family and yeah! so he chills here!!!" i gasped, harry styles?!?!?!"the rest of the boys chill here too! theyre actually by the pool!!" i nodded my head, thoguhts spinning. i get to see the curls irl!!! and my sexy daddy shirtless!!! and my puppy!!! and the irish elf!! and the sex go-
"wait is zen here too?" obama nodded.
okay good! and the sex god!!! "fine obama, ill stay!!"
and that is how i ended up being rich and bff with the pres and his fam and dating louis tomlinson

ps, louis amd i are cery happy! we're married now! we have a 5 year old daughter named emma and a 5 month year old named joe! joe was louis idea..... he originally wanted to name it after that pigion, kevin....... ffs louis...... and hes the sweetest thing ever!! he gets me chocolates and flowers and those fruit buequet thingies!! he also makes me breakfast in bed!! scratch that..... hes cooked for the first time and it was pretty good!! but then he tried to cook noodles on the stove, and burnt water.... how does that even happen?! then we almost burnt the house down while making toast, so we finally got a cook! amd they make the food, and he brings it to me in bed!!!

okay guys..... this is why i shouldnt be allowed to dwell kn things for too long..... it started off as a thanks obama joke that got out of hand..... and you know the rumors that were like obama and harry are dating!! so thats why i thought of like 'hey, 1D could be here!!' so yeah!