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Story time bc im procrastinating on sleeping

So I remember when I was a kid, I was about 6 or 7??? I was over at my dads house right?

Anyways I saw this cute lil green bug. O had this tea set and like I caught it by putting it on the lil plate and covering it with a tea cup.

I go in the house to show my dad, all excited. And I go and take the cup off and is like look I caught a grasshopper all giddily!! I was legit so proud of myself!

And my dads face just drains with color and he rushes over to me and screams that's a praying mantas!!!!!

Another story time Bc why not, since we're on the topic of bugs!!

So again I was like 5 or so and I was chillin with my shirt and a pull-up Bc I just balled like that.

I was out on the back porch and in the corner it had a bees nest! So lowkey loved bees, they were cute and fluffy!! Back then I loved bugs!

Now, I wasn't exactly the smartest child. So what do I do when faced with bees?? I wanted them to be happy, and what makes me happy?? My extreme air head rope things! And I wanted to share, so I start throwing my candy at them for them to enjoy and have food to eat!

Next thing I know I feel a sharp pain on my butt and I think I'm dying or something so I run to my dad sobbing my eyes out. A BEE STUNG MY FRICKIN BOTTOM!!! I was trying to be nice and give them delicious food and they attacked me smh!! I then got a fear of bees.

Yes they're cute and I love them but they're also very terrifying.