"Patrick! Patrick!"
"What?"
"Hey. I'm bored."
"Okay."
"I'm bored I wanna do something."
"Like what?"
"I dunno."
"I kinda wanna dance, Pete."
"Like Uma Thurman?"
"Fuck you,"
"Okay."
"What!?"
"What?"
"Pete, I- wait, what?"
"I dunno."
"What'd you just say?"
"I dunno."
"No, before that!"
"What?"
"I- okay, whatever."
"Still bored, motherfucker."
"Pete-"
"BORED."
"Pe-"
"BOOO-"
"PETER!"
"Wit?"
"Oh my God, take a hike man. You're high."
"Actually, I'm sober. Suck it, Patrick."
"Well that's a first."
"I'm serious."
"About the sober thing, or...."
"Both."
"I'm not gay, Pete."
"I know."
"But I don't mind helping you out,"
"I kno- wait what?"
"Shut up and sit down."
"Wha- mph!"
"HA. Mine."
"Get off, Trick!"
"Nope!"
"Mph! Trick!"
"Hahaha, mine."
"Fuck you,"
"Okay."
"Goddamnit, Trick."
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FanfictionMost of these if not all are gonna be Peterick guys. Ohyis. If it doesn't have a ship name on it it's not a couple fic, it's just a short story. Enjoy! Yes, guys, I drew the cover.