What The Fuck, Pete (Peterick)

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"Patrick! Patrick!"

"What?"

"Hey. I'm bored."

"Okay."

"I'm bored I wanna do something."

"Like what?"

"I dunno."

"I kinda wanna dance, Pete."

"Like Uma Thurman?"

"Fuck you,"

"Okay."

"What!?"

"What?"

"Pete, I- wait, what?"

"I dunno."

"What'd you just say?"

"I dunno."

"No, before that!"

"What?"

"I- okay, whatever."

"Still bored, motherfucker."

"Pete-"

"BORED."

"Pe-"

"BOOO-"

"PETER!"

"Wit?"

"Oh my God, take a hike man. You're high."

"Actually, I'm sober. Suck it, Patrick."

"Well that's a first."

"I'm serious."

"About the sober thing, or...."

"Both."

"I'm not gay, Pete."

"I know."

"But I don't mind helping you out,"

"I kno- wait what?"

"Shut up and sit down."

"Wha- mph!"

"HA. Mine."

"Get off, Trick!"

"Nope!"

"Mph! Trick!"

"Hahaha, mine."

"Fuck you,"

"Okay."

"Goddamnit, Trick."

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