Fall Out Boy

#Fedora

Pete: *takes Patrick's fedora*

Patrick: OH HELL NO YOU SON OF A BITCH GIVE IT BACK OR I SWEAR TO GOD ILL CUT OFF YOUR DI-

Pete: *runs*

Patrick: *chases Pete*

Patrick: *trips over wire*

Pete: hey you okay?

Patrick: owwy

Pete: *places fedora on Patrick's head* *helps Patrick up*

Patrick: thanks asshole

Pete: you okay?

Patrick: I dunno

Pete: why not

Patrick: because

Pete: because whyyy

Patrick: cuz my foot hurts

Pete: Jesus

Pete: *takes Patrick's fedora again*

Patrick: fuck yooOOOOUU PETER

Pete: COME GET IT

Patrick: GOD FINE

Patrick: *pins Pete against a wall* HA.

Pete: I still got your fedora.

Patrick: damnit.

Pete: get it *holds fedora out of tiny Patrick's reach*

Patrick: I fucking hate you

Pete: no you don't

Patrick: yes I do give it back

Pete: nope

Patrick: ANDY

Andy: what

Patrick: Pete won't give my fedora back

Andy: give it back Pete

Pete: NO

Andy: I swear to god Pete I will fuck you up

Pete: NOOO

Patrick: I just want my damn fedora man

Pete: you gotta get it

Patrick: IM TOO SHORT ASSHAT

Pete: I know

Patrick: so give ITTT

Pete: NO

Andy: God- Pete *gets up*

Pete: oh no

Andy: give him the fedora

Pete: he has to get it

Andy: OH MY GOD YOU KNOW HES TOO SHORT JUST GIVE IT

Pete: noooo

Patrick: peeeete

Pete: whaaaat

Patrick: i want it baaaack

Pete: so get it

Andy: I swear to fucking god Pete *walks closer*

Pete: I'm screwed

Andy: Give it to him

Pete: he has to get it

Patrick: but I can't *puppy dog eyes*

Pete: oh my

Pete: stop it's too cute

Andy: what

Patrick: what

Pete: what

Patrick: give itttt *jumps for fedora*

Pete: no *goes on tiptoes*

Andy: you little shit give it to him or I will kick your ass so hard you won't be able to sit for a month

Pete: stay out of this Andy

Patrick: please stay in it

Pete: get it patrick

Patrick: IM TOO DAMN SHORT GIVE IT BACK

Pete: noooo

Patrick: *cries*

Andy: YOU LITTLE FUCKER LOOKIT WHAT YOU DID

Pete: omg he's legit crying

Patrick: *still crying*

Pete: Patrick no

Pete: stop crying please

Patrick: I just want my fedoraaa

Pete: *sigh* fiiiiiine *gives*

Patrick: *smiles* Yaaay *puts fedora on happily*

Andy: *slaps pete*

Pete: what the hell was that for I gave it back

Andy: you made Patrick cry asshole

Patrick: *is adorable*

Pete: omg

Andy: I'm gonna go read

Pete: okay

Andy: don't touch Patrick's fedora

Pete: okay

Andy: *walks away*

Pete: *takes Patrick's fedora once more*

Patrick: goddamnit

(AN: hey guys! This is part one of another series I'm doing. It's literally the drunk adventures of Fall Out Boy. Enjoy.)