SFW Impractical Jokers fanfics

All//Q 7 (mild NSFW)

You were so excited- today was your date for the Impractical Jokers tour! You were finally gonna meet your idols after so long and you'd been crying in excitement all day. You were lucky enough to get a spot in the front row thanks to your friend that waited and bought you tickets right when they came out.

You arrived at the venue early enough so it was easy to get to your spot. You were already crying and it hadn't even started yet. They walked out to check out the venue and all you could do was smile. They saw you and waved, making you smile more and your heart to go a-flutter.

It started, and you almost died. "Hello everyone, how are you guys doing?!" Sal yelled out, making the crowd scream. "Louder!" Joe yelled, making everyone yell louder somehow. "It's fantastic how many people came out, I wasn't expecting so many from such a small city!" Murr said with his adorable nervous giggle. "Ah, it's so nice to be here. It's actually a really gorgeous town, filled with many gorgeous people," Q said as you swore he looked at you. "I just wish there was more to enjoy!" he added as the crowd laughed.

The show was phenomenal, but it went by so fast! The event was a few hours long, but it only felt like a few minutes! It was over and mostly everyone was gone. You stood up to leave when you heard Q yell "wait! I want you to stay back." at you from the stage, and you stood there in disbelief. You saw Q motion his head to come up to the stage and you gladly obliged. You always had a bigger soft spot for Q, but you loved them all so much, and you couldn't believe this was really happening.

You walked up and went backstage, looking around for the boys, when you saw Q. "Hey, mustache!" you greeted him, making him laugh. "Hey!" he responded with a smile and walked you into a hug. "Wanna meet the rest?" he asked, full knowing your answer, but asking you anyway. You eagerly shook your head and smiled, him grabbing your hand and walking you back with him.

You walked into their collective dressing room and your heart rate sped up even more. "Hey guys meet-... well I don't know her name, but she must really love us 'cuz she was crying throughout the entire show!" Q said, making the guys laugh. "Well, whatsername, nice too meet ya." Joe said, pulling you in for a hug. "Hey, my turn! Nice to meet ya, cutie." Sal said, giving you a side hug (to be safe from the germs, of course) but rested his forehead on the top of your head while he did so. "aaaaaaaaaand, saving the best for last! Hey-a there, hot stuff. What's your name?" Murr said, giving you a bear hug and a pat on the back.

"I-I'm (y/n). It's so nice to finally meet you guys!" you managed to say, trying to keep your heart inside your body, smiling hardcore. "Oh, (y/n). Such a pretty name. It suits you well!!" Sal said with a smile. "So, Q-seph over there said you were crying all night. That's quite a compliment!" Joe said with a cheeky smirk. All you could do was giggle and nod your head. "Hey, we're gonna leave you two alone," Murr motioned his head at you and Q. "and we're gonna go out for drinks and some sightseeing for a while. Nice to meet you, (y/n)." Murr said, walking out with Joe and Sal, all 3 of them waving at you.

Q grabbed your hand and lead you to the chair in the back of the room and sat down, pulling you down to sit on the armrest connected to it. "You know, I never really bring girls back here. But... You were just so cute, I had to. If I may ask, why were you crying the whole time?" he asked, grabbing your hand. "Well," you said, looking down at him and into his eyes. "I've admired you guys since you came on TV a few years ago, and it was unreal that the men in my screen were now in front of me. It was so surreal, I was just overwhelmed!" you said, trying not to get too emotional again.

"I love it. I love hearing from our fans and how they found us and why they love us so much. It's fascinating. As you probably know, I kinda... sorta... didn't wanna stay on this earth anymore 10 years or so ago, and I almost ended it. Every day I'm so glad I got help and didn't go through with it. You guys are the reason I'm still alive." he said, getting emotional himself. You slowly scooted off the armrest and got onto his lap, straddling his hips; yes, you understand this is moving a bit too fast, but this is a once in a lifetime opportunity, and he seemed okay with it.

You cupped his cheek with your hand and smiled at him. All he did was smile and put his hand on your outer thigh, squeezing it. "I'm so happy you stayed... You know, you're part of the reason I stayed, too..." you said, drifting your words. "I get that kind of a lot, actually, and it kills me every time. I hate how many people in this world think it's easier to end it than try to fix it... I don't know. I love hearing when people say I pulled them away from the darkness, it's so rewarding. Oh, look at me. I'm getting emotional, that's a shock." he said, laughing gently and smiling, looking up at you. You smile and rub his cheek with your thumb.

"You're a great guy, you know that, right?" you said in a flirty tone. "And you're a fantastic gal, but you already knew that." he said, matching your tone. You leaned down to kiss him, but he beat you to it. You two shared a long, passionate kiss, and it felt like your heart was gonna jump out of your skin. He was so damn good at everything he did, this included. He ran his hand up your thigh, giving you goosebumps, and stopping when he got up to your waistline.

You moved your hand from his cheek and into his hair, playing with it and tugging on it lightly, making him moan a little into the kiss. He slid his hand down into the back pocket of your pants, squeezing your ass just enough to make you want more. Nothing could be more perfect in this moment...

You heard the door open, revealing the guys. "HEY-" Joe yelled. "Woahhhh" Sal said in unison with Joe. Murr didn't say much, just his nervous giggle. You jumped off Q as quick as their comments came. You just laughed as you heard a very embarrased Q try to explain what just happened. "That's alright, I gotta go anyway. Again, it was unbelievable meeting you guys. Keep up the good work, fellas. Group hug?" you said cheekily. "Duh!" Murr said, dragging the boys along with him to hug you. "Here, (y/n), let me walk you to your car." Q said, grabbing your hand and walking you out. "Bye guys!" you said, waving at them, earning a collective 'goodbye' from the others.

You made it to your car, and you went to say bye. "Well, it's been fantastic meeting you, (y/n). May I have your number?" he asked with an innocently cheeky grin. He pulled out his phone and you put in your contact information, adding a kissy-face emoji beside your name. He smiled as you slipped his phone back into his thigh, purposefully running your fingers across his thigh. He pushed you against the side of your car and kissed you hard with one hand on your cheek and one of your hands on his side. "Goodbye, beautiful." he said, opening your car door for you. "Bye bye, handsome." You said with a wink and a smile. He smiled as you pulled away and waved.

You still couldn't believe what just happened.