SFW Impractical Jokers fanfics

Joe 7

It was a slow day around the house. All the cleaning was done, the dogs were walked, and you even had dinner all planned out. Joe was out finishing off his errands so you decided to sit back and take it easy for the afternoon.

You decided on painting your nails and watching some stupid reality show. It was simple and calming and that's honestly all you needed. You had gotten halfway done with your first hand when Joe came home.

"Hey babe." he said with a smile as he tossed his keys on the table. "Hey!" you called out while trying not to get too sick of the nail polish fumes. He walked over to the couch where you were and sat next to you.

"I was gonna ask 'What's up?' but I think I'm a smart enough human being to figure that out." he said with a chuckle. "You wanna be done next?" you said, not really worried about proper grammar at this point. "Absolutely." he responded maybe too enthusiastically. "Oh, you mean the nails! Oh yeah I guess I'm down for that too." he said, making you blush and look up at him with the stupidest grin on your face.

"You know, you really are the cutest when you're concentrating on stuff. You're the cutest all the time, really." he commented in a dreamy tone of voice. "Oh hush it, Gatto. Gimme your hand." You demanded in a playful tone. You grabbed his hand and "accidentally" made a mess of his fingernails - you were actually pretty good at it but you wanted to mess with him a little.

"It looks like Cannoli tried to paint my nails!" he exclaimed as he saw the mess you'd made. "Hey, I never said I'd do it nicely! Plus it'll give you a little something to fiddle with throughout the day." you said with a petty grin.

"Aah, whatever. Thank you sweetheart, they're beautiful." Joe said with a smile while kissing you. You blushed and giggled. "You're welcome baby. I love you." you told him. "Love you too sweetie." he said, giving your face a gentle love-tap.