SFW Impractical Jokers fanfics

Sal 12

You had trouble sleeping often. You never made it a big deal because frankly it wasn't. You've dealt with it forever so it was just a normal thing at this point. Sal was a heavy sleeper who snores like a bear, so even if you weren't an insomniac, you wouldn't be sleeping anyway.

Whenever you couldn't sleep, you either stared at a wall until you finally drifted off for the night or you carefully got out of bed to go watch TV in the common room. Tonight you decided to take the latter route because let's be real, that wall wasn't changing any time soon. Knowing your clumsy ass, you kicked Sal on your way out of the bed, somehow waking him up.

"Babe? Is something wrong?" he groggily asked you, not fully awake but somehow conscious. You cringed slightly because the last thing you wanted to do was wake him up, but lo and behold, that's exactly what you did. "Oh, yeah, everything is fine. I just can't sleep." you calmly answered him. "(Y/N), it's 2:30 in the morning, where we're you going?" he asked, sitting up and turning towards you.

"Oh, I was just gonna go watch some tv, maybe do a couple of sudokus, i'm not sure yet." you said as you say back down in your spot. "Well, I've got something else you could do..." he responded, still in a sleepy daze. "You're gross." you said back in a somewhat joking way. "I didn't mean it like that, trash bag. I meant cuddle." he said while he laid back down and patted the spot beside him.

"Whatever, dweeb." you said as you got back into bed and curled up next to him. "Why didn't you wake me up earlier?" he asked you with a tinge of hurt in his voice. "Because I didn't wanna wake you. We both know how big of a diva you are when you get woken up earlier than your biological clock wanted y'all to." you said in all seriousness because, to be fair, he was the world's biggest diva. He just nodded in acceptance.

You cuddled up to him closer and scruffed up his beard. "Now go back to sleep, baby. Just because I can't sleep doesn't mean you can't either." you told him softly before kissing his neck. "Alright, whatever. I love you." he said before drifting back asleep rather fast. You whispered an 'I love you too' to him even though he was asleep. And since he was asleep again, I guess it was time for you to follow suit.