Sal 9

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You've always had a thing for piercings, fake ones, especially. Your boyfriend Sal, however... not so much. You have quite the collection, and it never seems to stop growing. You try them on every so often, maybe take a couple pictures, whatever. You were never one for commitment when it came to that type of thing.

One day you were trying a few on, switching out a certain lip ring for a nose ring, the usual. Normally Sal is off doing his own little thing while you do yours, but today was different. He thought it would be fun to join you for once... so he thought. He had no idea what he was getting into.

"Okay, so I guess I'm going to give you 100% control over this whole... thing, yeah?" he asked nervously as he sat on the bathroom counter. "Don't worry about it, baby. Just relax." you said with a cheeky smirk and gave him a reassuring kiss on the nose. "Nothing too out there, okay, (y/n)?" he said, and all you could do was smile and let out an amused chuckle as a reply.

Based on his current outfit - his Cling Clang t-shirt, black unzipped jacket, and his glasses - you had the perfect look in mind. You carefully took off his glasses and picked up the eyeliner.

"Heyheyhey now, (y/n)-" he said while chuckling nervously. "Oh, come on! Suck it up, buttercup." you said with a smile. He just rolled his eyes and went with it. "Now, stay still..."

You put on just enough eyeliner to be visible but not too much that it becomes an overkill and put his glasses back on. "You already look great, baby." you said, playfully kissing him on the lips, making him giggle a little and smile.

"Now, just let me fix myself up and I'll finish yours." you said before you put on your usual - a plain black backwards hat and a plain silver nose ring on your right nostril to go with your grey flannel and matching Cling Clang t-shirt. It didn't take you that long, considering this is your go-to for most occasions.

"Alright, last little bit. You wanna put it on yourself or do you want me to do it?" you said, holding up a black clip-on lip ring. "How do I do it?" he asked, carefully taking it from you. "Did you watch me put my nose ring on?" you asked, raising an eyebrow. "Yeah... oh." he said, getting a smile as a response from you.

Boom. Both of your looks were done and he looked especially fantastic. "You look like such a Scorpio right now and I love it." you said lovingly while kissing his cheek.

"I can't believe you do this like everyday." he said with a scoff. "It's art, babe. You wouldn't get it." you said jokingly while rolling your eyes. "Picture time!!!" you said, maybe a tad too excitedly, as you pulled out your phone.

You started with a couple pictures of him, some where he looks like he's actually attempting to look proper and some where he looks rather annoyed, probably from all the pictures you were taking. It was cute, though. Next you took a slew of selfies, like you always do. And to finish it all off, you took a couple hundred photos together - a few of him kissing your cheek and vice versa, a few of you two being absolute goofs, and a few serious model-status photos.

You eventually narrowed down all the photos to the best few from each bunch and admired how perfect you both looked. You posted the best from each set onto your blog where you normally posted your creative escapades on. The caption?

Cling Clang.

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