playboy diaries : c.h

19: present

i have a pretty fucked up mind today bc 5sos is actually going to the philippines and i'm from the philippines and pls tell me how to breathe once again

i love you guys and i love you too thomas aka calum

enjoy this and i was listening to wildest dreams by taylor swift and it was oh wow i'm screaming

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calum hood.

"Put your hands in the air, like you just don't care!" Ashton giggled at the room and I just swear, he is high at 8:00 in the morning.

We are in the middle of discussing the mechanics for the upcoming competition when Clarice barged her way in.

"Do you know what's worse?" She asked us in a sudden blur.

"Having poo problems?" Luke answered.

Clarice laughed and smacked his head. "No, you idiot! I fucking forgot that it's my mother's birthday before me!" She screamed and face-palmed herself.

"What are your plans? We can help!" Michael cheered.

I clapped my hands. "Yeah! I can call my mom to make food for us?"

"You are such genius dorks but what present will I give her?"

I freaking hate thinking about presents. Suddenly, I forgot that our report cards will be released today.

"Guys, today's the release of our report cards. Hey, that would be the perfect present for your mom!" I pinched Clarice's cheeks and she blushed.

She looked at the window behind me to think. "But, what if I got bad grades then she'll cancel my birthday tomorrow?" She said in a sad tone.

I fucking forgot her birthday.

"In your class standing, I think you're the top one in our class." Ashton added up.

Michael started to speak. "Yeah, you made it to the passing of our requirements and you even passed the exams we took. So, I think you'll get good grades."

"Thank you for the encouragement, guys. But, I really want to throw a party for my mom. Cal? Can you call your mom because I admit she cooks the best fucking food ever." She beamed at me.

The way she calls me Cal drives me insane.

"Okay, baby girl. I'll just call her up."

Luke cringed in his seat. "Woah, slow down for the pet names. Did you do it?"

"No!" Me and Clarice said in unison.

Ashton giggled, again. "Aww, lovebirds!"

I was about to speak when my mom answered the call.

"Hey, honey. What's up?" She said in a cheery tone.

I gulped for a second. "Hi mom. Oh, nothing. Can you do me a favor?"

"What is it? No troubles this time, little mister."

"It's not, mom. It's Mrs. Anderson's birthday today, Clarice's mom remember?"

She paused for a minute and she spoke again. "Yes! Oh no, it's today? I totally forgot. What about it?"

"Well, I'm with her daughter today and she asked me to cook food which I can't. Can you cook dinner for us later? It's like a birthday party for her mom."

"Thank the heavens I'm not busy today. Of course I can! Also, I'll contact Luke's mom and bring your friends over, okay?"

"Okay, mom. And one more thing!"