Chapter 18 - happy halloween

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I was woken up to the sound of the Addam's family theme tune...I didn't set my alarm...I know I didn't set my alarm because I knew mouse was at work and I was having a lay in...but low and behold my alarm was going off at seven in the morning, and there was no hope of me getting back to sleep, so I dragged my ass out of bed and went to the toilet, as I was sat there, the tv downstairs turned on, "mouse?!?" I yelled but got no answer "for God sake!" I flushed the loo, washed my hands and ran downstairs, "mouse JESUS turn the tv down!" He wasn't in the room, so I turned the tv off and looked around "Michael I swear if you jump out at me there's going to be a real gravestone outside" but nope, no mouse, I was home alone, I switched on my mobile phone, the screamer face was my backdrop, instead of the gorgeous toned chest of Channing Tatum, but, who'd changed it? Mouse didn't know my password, I shrugged it off and began to decorate the house, adding film things that I'd made bloody and ripped, the house looked damn impressive, all that was left was to make the food, and I'd started to prepare the drinks.

I'd found a few amazing recipes for drinks, true blood, was a thick type drink that looked but thankfully didn't taste like blood, a few eyeball martinis, gut russians, as I was gathering the bottles for the blood the blender turned itself on, "FOR GOD SAKE STOP IT" the blender turned itself off, Calmly I went over to my music, turned it up the loudest I could and got to mixing the drinks and pouring them into the bottles.

With the lids on tight and the table set up with bloodied cakes, skeletons, brains everything disgustingly tasty, I began to wash the pots, elbow deep in hot soapy water I swear I heard the front door close. "Hello?!" I waited for mouse to call back, but no, so I dried my hands and walked to the door, closed, and locked...."mouse! I have a knife in my hand and I am not afraid to use it if you scare me!" I gripped the knife tight but nope, no mouse, no one, just me, alone in the house. I went back to the dishes, once again elbow deep in hot soapy water when the hairs on the back of my neck went up, there was someone....or something stood directly behind me "I'm cool if you're cool, but just so you know...I may not be a ghost hunter in real life, but I've got almost ten years of supernatural experience, I have salt and iron in arms reach so your move" and I continued to wash the pots calmly, and that feeling of another thing there went.

I was in the bedroom when the door opened again, this time I was ready, with salt in one hand and an iron crowbar in the other I walked downstairs, "HelAAAAARGH" mouse hit the floor as I threw salt at him and hit him with the bar "my god you're real" "NO SHIT! YOU FUCKING LUNATIC!" "HEY!" I hit him again "STOP HITTING ME!" He grabbed my hand and stood up "what are you Doing?" "I thought you were an intruder" "so what, you thought the best way to deal with them would be to come down in very revealing underwear and attack them with Salt....and a crowbar?" I suddenly realised I hadn't gotten fully dressed yet and mouse did in fact have a point "just....come get dressed! I'm stressed" I dropped the crowbar and salt and walked back upstairs to finish my outfit.

I had just fitted my red wig when mouse shouted me from the bathroom, I Picked up my axe and walked out the bathroom door that was shut "mouse let me in" "I look ridiculous" "MICHAEL JUST OPEN THE GODDAMNED.....door" I held my hand to my mouth quickly "don't laugh at me you bitch!" "JERK, I'll laugh at who I want. But that is just brilliant!" He had painted his face pale, and stuck a piece of wooden door around his face, "say it...." "No." "Come on....say it" he sighed heavily "here's Johnny" "no no no! Come on with emphasis!" He looked at me raised his axe in the air "HEEEEEERES JOHNNY" he smiled widely at me "WAYYYYYYY" I kissed him and made sure my wig was on tight, "why do you get to look sexy, and I have to stick a wooden door around my face?" "Because I was there when we chose the outfits and you weren't" I smiled at him as I made my way down the stairs, I was dressed as Chucky, I had bought a long red wig, the outfit was perfect, and I'd managed to find some bright red stocking that went with my red stilettos! Half way down the stairs I forgot I needed my red lipstick "OH! I'll be back!" "Wrong film babe" "oh hahaha you're so funny!" I rolled my eyes and rutted as I moved past him and ran into the bedroom, my lipstick was not where I left it and my radio was playing away to itself. As I sighed heavily I turned it off, applied the lipstick and walked back downstairs.

The party had begun, everyone looked amazing! You had whip who was dressed as beetlejuice, Meg was Freddy Krueger, Alex was Edward scissor hands, summer dressed as Wednesday Addams, Flynn was Sweeney Todd jared was Jason X and Jensen....."dude that's cheating!" I handed him a bottle of blood "why?! It's a horror film!" "Yes my bloody valentine I know what film...it's also your film! You can't come as yourself!" I chuckled as I finished my eyeball martini "well I have! This blood tastes great!" He took another mouthful as mouse walked over with a sopping wet face "bobbing for apples?" "Yes! And I! Am the champion!" He raised his arms in the air with the apple in his mouth when the lights suddenly went out, the odd scream could be heard around the house "okay no one panic" mouse began, as he found his phone "NO, NOT NOW!" "Charlie?" Mouse lit up my face "strange shit has been happening all day! And I am SICK of it! So come on, who's been in charge of the bloody shenanigans?!? I believe in ghosts but even a ghost wouldn't be stupid enough to mess with me right now" I held up my plastic axe, waiting for the Arse to step forward, a man, in a terminator outfit stepped forward "it was me, I'd rigged up the electronics in the house" before he could even remove his mask I knew who it was "Matt!?" He took off his mask and smiled at me "heya sis"...

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