RESCUE - Part 2

Chapter 30 dont start something you cannot finish

I woke up with a banging headache, and a different man in my bed, i sighed heavily, oh not again...I took the fake man doll thing from my bed and walked out to mouse who'd sprawled out on the sofa, he was out for the count, he thought he was hilarious, but he was trying to prank the wrong one...I picked up the phone and rang down to the kitchen "excuse me, yeah could I please have the biggest fish that you have...cooked? Oh no no, just send it up...nope I want the head and guts in Thankyou!" It took them only a few minutes to bring the fish up when mouse came over as the doorbell went "I'm getting in the bath...I need a bath..." He slurred as he shut the bathroom door, I opened the front door and took the fish from the confused looking man "should I ask?" "Probably best not" I smiled as I closed the door, and waited for mouse to get in the bath.

It didn't take long for the snoring to begin, I snuck in the bathroom, with the fish, and came up to mouse, starting to kiss his cheek with the nasty cold fishy lips, "Mmm Charlie...brush your teeth!" He frowned as he sniffed and carried on snoring, I moved the fish towards his lips and kissed them again "Charlie Jesus what's crawled in there and died!" He opened his eyes, "OH MY GOD!" He Lost grip on the bath and went slipping under the water, prime opportunity to drop the fish in the tub and run.

I sat doing my makeup, totally forgetting about mouse, until he walked through the bedroom door, dripping wet, holding the wet fish "what on earth are you doing with a fish, this a new thing for you Michael? trying to become one with nature are we?" "Look!" He pointed to his elbow "yea?" "It hurts!" "Oh dear..." I put my lipgloss away and spun around on the makeup chair "kiss it better" "or what?" I tilted my head looking at him "imma slap you with this wet smelly ass fish" "you wouldn't" "wouldn't I?" He lurched forward making me jump back and jump on the makeup chair "Michael...." "Kiss it better!" "No!" "Fine..." He swung the fish around as I jumped onto the bed, armed with a fluffy pillow "ALRIGHT ALRIGHT! I'll kiss it better, if you put the fish down" "fine...he dropped it in the tub again, and came towards me with his elbow, kissing it better I sighed "there all better now?" "No it hurts here!" He pointed to his forehead...several places later, and hundreds of kissing better I stood looking at him "we need to get ready" mouse went to wash his hands "why where we going?" "It's a surprise" "I don't do surprises" "you'll do this one, put more Lippy on and I'm going to get dressed" "ok...well am I dressed suitably for the surprise?" I stood there, in leather leggings, white tank top with a red plaid shirt tied around my waist, finished with a leather jacket and black spiked stilettos. "Yep you're done! Let's go!" He threw a jumper over his head and walked out the door.

The cab drive to wherever we were going was interesting, the driver could talk...jeeeeez could he talk "so where you going?" "I don't know...shouldn't you know? You're the driver?" "AHHH you're a smart one, we don't usually get smart celebrities! So you errr you a fan of Ellen?" Mouse tutted loudly "Ellen?" I looked at mouse "surprise...." "Ellen films in California? We're in New York" "she's doing a show over here, and you're going to see it with me" "oooh! Who's on it today?" "I don't know I just got the tickets" "right, well I can't wait!" I smiled at him as we continued to drive to the studio...

Sat in the audience, waiting for Ellen to come out, she didn't disappoint with her entrance, coming out dancing with the her audience and sitting in her chair the crowd were going crazy,  eventually they went quiet and she began "okay today we have a special guest, It's someone in the audience, Andy we got a spotlight!!" The room went dark, the spotlight going crazy until it stopped...it stopped on me "I'm going to kill you" I turned to mouse "haha...surprise..." "Come on down Charlie!" Ellen stood up as party girl began to play, it stopped once I'd sat down opposite Ellen...shit...

"Charlie you look nervous" "really? Wonder why..." I laughed nervously "do you know why you're here?" "Nope!" "Well I got a phone call that said a man needed help out-pranking his wife..." "Michael...he can't out prank me, he's tried, he's failed...miserably" "well...it also said in the call that, you don't stop talking" "that's true!" "So we accepted his challenge" "challenge?" I looked at Michael very nervously "after a lot of digging, and researching-" "stalking then" I smirked "pretty much, we found that according to an interview, there's only one thing that'll make you quiet" "haha oh yeah go on then" I knew I'd never spilt this one, the crowd suddenly went into a screaming frenzy, I spun around slowly "oh my god" Colin Farrell stood there, I stood up to hug him, he went full straight in for a kiss...minty...very minty and he sat down next to me, Ellen smiled "you quiet yet?" "As gorgeous as you are, and as much as I could listen to you talk all day sorry mouse, not quiet yet" "maybe this guest will help" Ellen grinned as the crowd screamed even louder than before, "no...friggin way" I couldn't even standup as Johnny depp sat down and squeezed my knee "hey Charlie" "h....h...y..I..." I stuttered before hiding my face in my hands "safe to say, we've completed the challenge!" Mouse applauded loudly, unaware of the large man dressed as a mouse stood behind him, it took all of two seconds for mouse to leap from his seat, fall over the woman in front of him and land with a thud on the stairs, we wrapped the interview and quickly made our way back to the hotel to get our bags, as per usual we were running late for the plane.

Sat on the runway, mouse looked at me, he'd been giving me the same look since we'd left Ellen "do I have a booger?" "What?" He snapped "ok if I don't have a booger, what is it? Third nose growing on my face? An extra eye?" "What are you talking about?!" "WHY YOU STARING AT ME?" He looked at me "how'd you do it, huh?" "Do what?" "You always have one up on me, how'd you know about Ellen?" "Queen stalker" i raised my cocktail glass "so you knew about Depp and Farrel" "course I did" "HOW!?" "Infact....look" I got my phone out, selfies taken a day before of the three of us "I don't know whether or not to be impressed....or pissed off" "be both, I don't mind, but you cannot, and will not outprank me" "we'll see" he tutted loudly as I settled into my seat.

The plane landed, we grabbed our bags and made our way to the exit when Timothy, mums new man stood there breathlessly "thank god I caught you" I stood looking at him "what's the issue Timothy?" "Charlie it's your mum, she's had a stroke" I turned to mouse who stood there looking at him and frowning "mouse if this is a prank...it isn't funny" "Charlie...I-" "prank? What? No your mum is in hospital now, she's asking for you!" Timothy butted in "mouse?" "Charlie I would never stoop that low for a prank, we need to go, now!" Mouse picked up the bags, as Timothy ran to his car and started it quickly.