RESCUE - Part 2

Chapter 24 - coming home

It was the last day, we had been woken up early for the last two trials, the first we didn't know about the second...it was bound to be an eating trial, the first trial was a team trial, and it was to win a big breakfast, three people needed to do it, I was doing it with Alex so far, "put lady c in our team" "you sure?" Alex looked at me "yeah positive!"....so an hour or so later, the here of us were all stood in our own box that were attached to each other, the klaxon sounded and lady c began to get arsey "there is a massive snake in here....it is moving, it is going to kill me, I am not willing to give up my life for a few poxy sausages" I rubbed my forehead "OI!C! You shout I'm a celeb you're gonna have me to deal with when you get out of that box and to be honest, you'd have better chance of survival with that damn worm size of a snake, now pass me your damn spoon so I can pour this water in! Because I have a big ass spider sat on my shoulder! And I'm getting very uncomfortable!" The spoon suddenly appeared through the hatch "Thankyou!" I poured the water in and waited for it to reappear....

The second part of our trial, as guessed were our eating trial, lady c ate all of hers, as did Alex, I came to my final  meal, it was a toss up between a spider, a live spider...or a great big double cheese burger..."you can't do this to me guys" I held my head in my hands "how do I eat the spider...it's alive!" "Okay Charlie, what you need to do it spin it around in the glass so it goes into a little ball, and then quickly put it in your mouth and chew" "but it's alive...I hate spiders but....I can't kill it...guys Come on..." "If we gave you a dead spider...and let that one go...would you do it?" "Yeah" I watched a they brought on a Dead spider...and let the other one go..."okay Charlie when you're ready" I nodded as I picked the spider up, my stomach was in knots, the hairy eight legged creature between my fingers, that someone quickly ended up in my mouth and in my stomach and to be honest I'm not gonna go any further in explaining what happened after....it was ugly...

We got back in camp, to a big table set up with breakfast, a full cooked brekkie, "OH MY GOD!" I shrieked "don't shriek my dear it's ugly" "SHUT UP! THERES BACON!" I ran to the table, to my place and shovelled in the salty goodness...half an hour later, everyone sat there, rubbing there tummies "ha! Look! I have a food baby!" I rubbed my rounded tummy full of fatty goodness just as ant and Dec walked down "we are here to crown the winner...." We all hauled ourselves up, as ant and Dec smiled "okay....the winner, of this years I'm a celebrity is....CHARLIE COLE!" "Oh shit..." "Charlie if you wanna make your way up with us we'll be happy to crown you" It was all such a blur, i sat on the throne, with the crown on my head as Dec smiled at me  "go on then, go walk that red carpet to your family!" "Thankyou!" I ran down the red carpet, looking for mouse through all the cameramen, suddenly mouse ran towards me and landed me flat on my back, "oh my god you stink!" "Shut up and kiss me!" I lulled his face into mine and kissed him like it was my last hour on earth.

We got to the hotel "how's summer? Is the baby okay?" "Yes summer is fine..." "Alex? Hows Alex?" "He's fine too!" "My gorgeous Flynn?" "He's mine" mouse smiled at me "what?" I looked up from my hot chocolate "this is your first surprise..." "Michael I don't understand..." "All those years...we thought Flynn was Lincoln's...he isn't, he's mine" I blinked a few times and looked at him blankly "here look! It was Flynn's idea...he wanted a Dna test...we did one and the results are there" he handed me an envelope "DNA test results...Michael Jenkinson as the biological father of Flynn Jenkinson" I read aloud, "oh my god..." I cupped my mouth "this is....this is the best news ever! What did Flynn do?" "He cried" "happy tears I hope?" "Very happy..." He pulled me into a hug "we've arrived at the hotel you ready?" "GIVE ME MY BABIES!" I jumped out the car, ignored the camera members ignored the people screaming my name and rugby tackled Alex to the ground, dragging a Flynn down with us, summer stood there hugging her baby bump. I got off them quickly and helped them up "my god mum you stink disgusting" Alex faked throwing up as summer came over and hugged me tightly "how's my baby?" "She doing good, little footballer here....likes to party hard at night" she rubbed her belly proudly "uncle whip and Meg are here too" they emerged from the crowd I went to hug Meg she backed off "WHOA...HOLD ON NELLY! I ain't hugging you when you stink like that, you'll rub off my my clothes and I'm not smelling as bad as you" "jee Meg love you toAGH" whip picked me up from behind and spun me around "I don't care about your smell we've shared worse things" he winked at me as mouse stood in and punched his arm playfully "come on Mrs, a bath awaits you my smelly gorgeous wife" he picked me up bridal style and carted me off to our suite.

And after much pampering, and stuffing my face with as much food as I could it was time to get into my party frock for the after Party! Mouse had prepared everything, my hair freshly washed, my makeup done, it was time for the dress....mouse smiled as he brought it out "wow!" "Fit for a queen right?" He smirked as he undid my towel and dropped it to the floor "we don't have time...." "Yeah we do" he grinned as he reached around for my bra "Michael Jenkinson..." "My god I love it when you say my full name" he dropped my bra to the floor and picked me up "mouse! There's camera crew outside the door!" "Meh let em listen" "mouse! Ah!" He threw me on to the bed and crawled up my body.

We ran down the hall ways, "I told you we didn't have time! Now we're late!" We hopped into a lift which allowed me to argot out my hair and sort my smudged Lippy, "babe you look like a queen should!" "What? Old and wrinkly thanks sweetie ow! Hey!" He slapped my Arse as the lift doors opened, Mouse and I walked through the hotel, it felt amazing to wear the outfit mouse bought me I felt amazing, in a simple white elegant tight fitted dress with lace over the top, white stilettos and a killer new bag, I felt amazing "I think the queen should wear her crown!" Mouse smiled as he placed it on my head "for you madam" a waiter handed me a bright red cocktail, "and I think you need these back on...may I do the honours?" "You may" I handed over my left hand where mouse slid my wedding bands on "there we go perfect, let's go knock lady cows socks off.

We walked through the doors to cheers, Alex ran over "Michael so great to see you again! I must say mate, you've got a woman there" "oh I know" mouse's hand found his place on my rear, giving it a quick punch making me blush "drink that, then you can have something you really want" he held up a large glass of Jack Daniels "is that" "Jack yeah" he handed it over and then handed one to mouse, "just know, lady c has been spreading a few rumours" "I don't wanna know, y'know what, let her, we all know they're not true" I shrugged as she tootled over  "oh Charlie don't you look ravishing" she gave a posh fake chuckle "not too whoreish then?" "I didn't mean what I said, just part of the game as you know-" "no no...I think you meant everything you said..." my phone began to ring, blasting rock from its speakers rang "I'm sorry I'm going to have to take this...it's about my new campaign...for helping people fight their demons...if you'd excuse me" I picked up the phone "YO CHARLIE!" "YO JENSEN!!" "WAZAAAAAP" he yelled down the phone "ha WAZAAAAAAAAP" well that earnt funny looks from C, "yo just rang to say well done see you soon!" "Thanks babe see you soon" I hung up the phone as C continued to stand there "I noticed Charlie...that you don't call me lady C like the others, I wondered why? Would you care to elaborate?" "Gladly, I don't call you lady c...because you're no lady...so you're being called c and you're not gonna wanna know what that c stands for cuz it certainly ain't Collin Campbell" I raised my eyebrows as I drank my jack and walked back to the party, she followed me "Charlie, I would like to invite you to lunch, bring your children and husband for caviar and champagne" "no thanks, not a huge fan of caviar...or the company for that matter" mouse smiled as he led us away to the bar.