Pretend This didn't Happen

Another flushing

Leaving the bathroom after doing his duty, Gary stopped by and picked up Angareas, hugging and giving his daughter a kiss, Gary asked her "what do you think, should your daddy explore unknown worlds and alternate universes with your mom and our guitars?" Angareas giggled, Gary put her down again and turned to see Andrea blushing, her radient beauty showing as always "I'll take that as a yes" Gary smiled. Walking toward Andrea "OK baby, we have a long road ahead of us if we're to save the world from an alien takeover." Gary lauged "just between us though, it's only a propagated myth as far as I'm concerned" Gary explained "I believe it is no more than a reason to use the termed illegal aliens as target practice at the borders, therefor feeding the war machine."

"Really?" Andrea poised "I think this might be worth taking the next few years off work" kissing Gary "I may have stumbled on my new occupation," Andrea picked up her guitar "world famous musian." Explaining further that she'd like to pass off this new case she's working on to another in the office anyhow.

Gary thought for a minute as to which guitar would suit this sound the best before deciding. "We need an electric six string Ibanez" Gary started. Andrea said she had one of those and brought it out of storage for Gary to examine. This got his gears turning as he strapped it to his body backwards "how better to have an alien experience than playing an instrument in a way that is completely alien to me?" Gary chuckled and plugged himself in before making a completeley bass ackwards terrifying melody of Satan or was it Lucifer? Gary took some time enjoying the nearly religous sensation he was experiencing playing upside down.

"Wow," Andrea exclaimed with excitement and enthusiasm "I am calling the office right now." Andrea picked up the phone and placed the call taking stress leave. "We have something here, I'll be right back," She turned toward the bathroom "what you just played, frightened the shit outta me. I gotta go poop." After flushing and washing up Andrea came out of the bathroom, sitting next to Gary telling him "I am unsure how to feel about what you just played. I mean that was like nothing I ever heard or experienced in my life." Andrea looked her husband in the eye, "I nearly feel like getting out my Bible and having you swear that you are not demon possesed" Andrea chuckled giving Gary a kiss on the lips. "You know what we have not done in a long time?" Andrea asked seductively.

"Now who's demon possesed?" Gary cocked his head giving a sly look. "Yeah, go ahead," Gary admitted "you thought you were scared shitless before. I'm curious myself." Gary laughed "on that topic, we're all demon possesed, GOD created all things right? The earth was void until GOD decided to do something with this rock he found after the last universal takeover. His platoon was still hungry for more when he was now suffering from PTSD and needed a stress relief and could not see himself leaving his men without something to while he rested and put satan his right hand man in charge of the place before he took his rest. Power hungry, Satan drugged GOD at the last supper they were having together and so he over slept and his platoon had their way with what he'd created." Gary stood up, I'm going out for a smoke." Gary went to the drawer to retrieve a smoke.

"Wait, wait," Andrea asked "do you really believe that?"

Gary now putting on his shoes and winter coat looked up at his wife "No," tears welled in his eyes "it's just a more colorful way of saying some of my passed on realatives were molested by the priests and nuns while in the missions after being taken from their families, and their friends burried on the mission grounds to try and cover up the whole mess."  Gary went outside quite aggitated to smoke his cigarette and had a good cry before going back inside. "I don't believe anyone who has a do as I say not as I do attitude about life, and they defiately have no place in the clergy" Gary told his wife after he got back inside "excuse me, I'm still kind of choked up over the whole ordeal." 

Gary removed his outside clothing before settling into Andrea's embrace "shh, shh," Andrea brushed her hands through Gary's hair "it's OK baby, I understand."

"I hope you'll understand" Gary sobbed "why I never want to speak of this again."