Pretend This didn't Happen

Interpretation

"Wah wah" Gary mocked, setting his coffee cup on the coaster "I have to be serious with you babe, otherwise it would be sickening to me." Gary took another drink of his coffee "you're a lawyer so I'd trust that you look at all angles." Gary smiled "I am only giving you the proper angle to look at to help you better understand and interpret the distaste of the whole story." Gary took another drink of his coffee "after all is said and done in the book you place your hand on so reverently in the courthouse say??? In short, that we are told it doesn't matter."

Andrea was silently sipping on her coffee listening to all of this when she set her coffee cup on the coaster before responding "If it doesn't matter," Andrea responded defensively in an offensive tone "Why is it that we pay such care in keeping the name of GOD to swear before?"

"Because you are trying to find a lie and what better way than with one" Gary answered. "That book was written by the wise men of a King of his ship based on an interpretation of others in order that no man could live up to the glory of GOD." Gary swayed his head side "What does a king want?" Gary asked before answering "absolute power. That book takes the power of GODs by decieving them into giving their own personal power to the cover."

Gary listened to Andrea's rebuttle while standing to refill their coffee's and answering her also. "Yes it's true what you're saying, Do you realize how many of Jesus disciples actually physically walked with him?" Gary took a drink of his coffee before enlightening Andrea as she asked "only two, the other ten only rewrote the story based on the accounts of the two. The rest of it is hearsay and heresy."

Andrea shook her head in disbelief but half understanding still not quite certain "how are you so sure and how can I be so sure you're not justing putting me on?" Andrea took another drink of her coffee "hold that thought," Angareas giggled through the baby monitor "I am going to get our girl" Andrea looked back at her husband "you're funny hubby, never change."

Gary could only smile as his wife left the room to go and get thier daughter, "don't worry you're daddy has only lost his mind, his heart is still in the right place." Andrea poked her daughter's tummy and tickled her and they giggled together. Setting Angareas on the floor, Angareas went to her favorite spot in the living room to watch the ceiling fan. Turning back to her hubby "So where were you with your interpretation now?"

Gary took a drink of his coffee and set his cup on the coaster "exactly" Gary responded. "My story is open for interpretation but the king who conquered much of the civilised world," Gary huffed with shortness of breath "destroying lives and seperating nations. His story is it not?" Gary shook his head in disgust "It's a good book. I've read it several times. It's very interesting how a bunch of poet's were able to put together such a peice of artwork to insight centuries of violence and destruction and fool everyone into believing the opposite. We humans are gullible and stupid."

"Well hubby," Andrea stated "I have to agree to disagree at this time." Andrea smiled "What would you like for supper? I am getting quite hungry."

"Let's order pizza," Gary smiled "I haven't had pizza in ages. Let's order pizza." Andrea shuddered "pizza" Gary was adament.

Andrea opened the notebook to place the order "OK." Shaking her head "Really now what do you want on the pizza?"

Gary's eyes lit up "shrimp, mushroom and extra cheese" he was actually getting pizza. "OH and Coke to drink" Garry added, "I am going out for a smoke." Gary put on his outdoor clothing and went outside for his smoke.