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HICCUP'S POV

After a long nap, we leapt up and sat around our fire.

Gobber set it up, so we wouldnt freeze to death.

"So? Who should we send in?"

"Ill go." Snotlout volunteered.

"Snotlou-"

"Its all fault, if I let Toothless get her, maybe.... this wouldnt have happened."

I nodded and he stepped aside.

"Anyone else?"

"Ill go too. They wont recognize me. Theyve never seen me before." Eret said.

"Ok. So.... what should you say when you meet any guards?"

"Ehh......" Snotlout said.

"Maybe..... we can..... say..... that we're....... err...... visitting from another village?"

"Maybe. What village though?"

"Errr....... maybe we can say that you've been looking for someone? Make someone up?"

"Sure! Great thinking....... now, head in you two. Find out what you can about Toothless and (Y/N)'s whereabouts."

"Sure Hiccup."

They wandered off......

I hope they're gonna be alright.

ERET'S POV

I have no idea what Im getting into. Ive heard about Bezerker's from the villagers......

They cant be worse then Drago?

Right???

Anyway, Snotlout and I have been walking through the forest.

"Shhh...... there..... there's the village."

We peeked out from the bush we were hiding in.

"Okay. Should we go in?"

"Yes. Now."

We leapt out of the bush and were greeted by a big bulky guard.

"Who are you? What business do you have here?"

"W-we are looking for our friend....."

"W-we t-thought he would be here......"

"Who exactly are you looking for...."

He was two times my height at the least.....

Snap out of it Eret.

You shouldnt be afraid of this dude.

"We're looking for our companion........ err...... his...... name...... is......err........ Fish....... Bones...... thats it. Fishbones. He's my height, has black hair, brown eyes...... errr...... and was last seen wearing a black tunic with brown leggings."

"What he said." Snot added.

"Hmm? Fishbones.... should we have a search party for him?"

"No. We have one more thing we wish to speak to your chief about."

"What?"

"May I speak with him?"

"Very well..... follow me....."

He whisked off into the distance with the two of us behind him.

"Our high chieftain Dagur will be with you shortly. Though, you might have to wait, he is very busy with his wedding preparatio--"

"WEDDING?!?!?!??!?!?!?" we screamed.

"Keep your voice down. Yes. Our high chief has found himself a fiance. She is said to be the goddess of Freya."

"What d-does s-she l-look l-l-like?" Snotlout stuttered.

"(H/C) hair, (E/C) eyes, pale complexion......."

My mind blanked out as he described (Y/N)......

"When is their wedding?"

"Next week......"

"Have you seen a muscular boy with black hair and green eyes anywhere around here then?"

"You mean Hiccup? The Dragon Conqueror? Dont tell me you work for him!!"

"W-we dont!!! We hate him as well...."

"Why?!"

He glared at us with a hint of suspicion written on his face.

"B-because..... he owes us...... a meal?"

Really Snotlout?

A meal?

"Is that so? Oh! In that case you're always welcomed here on our island!"

He whistled happily and walked out of the room.

"HOW DID YOU DO THAT?!!"

He just shrugged as I facepalmed at the guard's stupidity.

"Are they all this stupid?" I asked him.

"Yep....."

"Did he say he was marrying her?!"

"Okay. Thank goodness we were sent here. What about Toothless?"

"They must think he's Hiccup. They look quiet alike."

"So? What are we going to--"

"AH!!! ARE THESE THE TRAVELLERS WHO SO DESPISE MY FELLOW BROTHER?!"

This must be Dagur.

I bowed to him in respect.

"Get up. If you hate Hiccup, we are on the same page....."

"I see. I am Eret."

"Yea. And Im err..... SnotLegs. Yea. My friends call me Snotface....."

"Oh.....kay? NOW!!! What do you want? I was in the middle of my knife-throwing session....."

"We are here to look for our friend. Fishbones...."

" Never heard of him before."

"Okay then. In that case, can we stay on this island? Only for a few days."

"OF COURSE!!! STAY THE WHOLE WEEK!!!! Oh! And please attend my wedding...... I WANT AS MANY PEOPLE AS POSSIBLE TO SEE MY BRIDE!!! OHH HO HO HO!!!!"

He threw a knife at me.

Thank the gods I dodged it or I wouldve been stabbed.

"AHH HA HA!!!!"

"Nothing's changed...." Snotlout whispered.

"What did you say Snotlegs?!"

"NOTHING!!!"

"Now, you can stay in the guest house. Its outside. Oh! And if you want, you can go laugh at Hiccup. And admire my bride. They're across the house from yours. NOW GET OUT OF MY FACE!!!"

He threw a couple of knives at us as we scampered out of the room.

Jeez.... that guy's crazy.....

And they have the guts to make him Chief?!

TUFFNUT WOULD MAKE A BETTER CHIEF THAN HIM!!!!!

Okay I take that back.....

"Wait. Where do we go now?"

"Err........ "

We walked along until we bumped into someone along the way.

"OOF!!! HEY!!! WATCH WHERE YOU--"

A feminine voice screamed and stared at us.

"Heather?!" Snotlout screamed.

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