RVB (locus x reader x felix x wash) one shots

That Damn Cat (cat!Reader x lolix x wash)

Hey guys! This is my first time writing anything ever, it just came to me from the top of my head..... Hehehe, hope you like it! There will be a part 2 because this is pretty long. Anyways, lemme know what you think!
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Locus woke up to the sound of loud purring. The little black cat with sharp green eyes, much like his, was curled up on his chest. Its white ears twitched as it continued its peaceful slumber. A week or so ago, Wash and Felix fell in love with the little female kitten that they had found online.

Wash had practically begged the man to allow him to adopt the kitten, not surprisingly, Felix took Wash's side. After about a week or so of pestering, begging, and pleading, Locus gave in.

(About a week ago, Thursday, 8:00 am)

"Fine, get the damn cat! If it'll get you to leave me the fuck alone." Locus hissed through his teeth, he was trying to get work done on his laptop and Felix was draped over his shoulders repeating "please? please? pretty pleeasssssseeeee......???". His arms were hanging on each side of Locus as he used him to support his body weight. "Yes! I'm picking out the name!" And with that Felix ran to get his shoes, tripping and falling flat on his face in the process. "Fuck!" He exclaimed, rubbing nose.

Wash grinned at Felix's performance and grabbed the car keys, the kitten they so desperately wanted to adopt was about a two hour drive away. "Felix, let's go! Grab whatever you want with its a long drive there and back," Wash said grinning from ear to ear, "you get angry if you don't have any food." Felix pouted at Wash, but was quick to grab everything he wanted.

"We'll be back later, love you." Wash and Felix both pecked Locus on the cheek, Locus just grumbled something incoherent and continued typing away. He looked up just in time to see the door to their penthouse close behind Felix. "Stupid fucking cat, it better keeps its claws off my furniture."

(about 2 hours later)

Locus growled, rubbing his eyes as he sat up on the couch. His nap had been interrupted, his phone was buzzing continuously with messages from Felix. Sure enough, there were about 20 selfies of Wash and Felix with new kitten.

In one of the selfies Felix was sitting in the passenger seat of the car, leaning over next to Wash holding the tiny kitty in between them, both looking at the camera making kissy faces towards the white eared kitten. Locus rolled his eyes at the two. He typed a quick "eyes on the road wash" before returning to his disturbed slumber.

(Sometime around 4:30 pm Thursday)

Felix and Wash arrived home, they had arrived back at the penthouse with a shit ton of kitty supplies. "Hey Locus! Get your ass out here and meet (y/n)!" Felix called as he walked in to the living room. "Y/n? That's a dumb name, why would you name an animal a human name?" Locus chided as he walked out of the kitchen with his dark green apron on. "Hey, fuck you, Wash agreed with me that it suited the kitten just fine and so her name is (y/n)." Felix pouted with his pierced lip, frowning he put the bag of kitten food he'd been carrying on the table.

"Ok! Her litter box is all set up in the bathroom! I've got her food and water dish set up in there too." Wash beamed happily as tilted his head to look at something on hiding behind his neck. He stuck a finger by his shoulder, and black paws stretched out from behind to grab his finger. (Y/n) had pounced on his finger and had bitten it. Her little white ears flattened against her black fur, and green eyes with wide pupils, and continued to assault Washington's finger until he gently gripped her off his shoulder and held her in his hands.

He chuckled as he held (y/n) up to Locus's face, and the kitten stuck out a paw and booped Locus's nose. Locus glared at the kitten. "Just make sure she doesn't tear up the furniture or pee on rugs." With that Locus walked back into the kitchen to tend to the chicken he had been marinating before his two lovers had arrived home with the newest member of the family.