RVB (locus x reader x felix x wash) one shots

Picky Eater (locus x reader x felix)

Hello! Sorry guys, Wash isn't in this one.... But he'll be seen in some of the others!
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((y/n)'s point of view)
I growled slightly limping to the elevator and hit the top button that would take me to the penthouse I currently shared with my two lovers.  It was snowing heavily and had I lost my footing on the ice outside of the lobby, and now my knees were sore. I was glad that I didn't have to take the stairs. 

The elevator stopped and I stepped out into the hallway.  I took off my faux-fur scarf, pea coat, faux-fur lined cashmere gloves, and matching beanie with a fur pom-pom that sat nicely on my head.  I smiled, these were curtesy of Felix's last paycheck.  I was well aware of what the two did for a living, however, I didn't care.  Why? Well, I'm a merc, just like them.  I was actually their last assignment.... but neither had the heart to kill me, so now I stay hidden. 

Pretending to be dead sucks, but the man who wanted me dead had paid them a considerable amount of money when they handed him a blood coated bullet in a bag.  The bullet was from my shoulder, I had spotted Locus's sniper but hadn't moved quick enough to get out of the way of his line of fire. 

Their employer wasn't all that dumb though, he had the blood tested before he paid them.  When the blood came back positive and picture of my face appeared on screen, he gave them their proper payment without asking to actually see the body. Pfft.... What a fucking moron, you should never trust a mercenary. 

As I dug out my key to the penthouse, I heard a loud shriek, that was followed by a string of curses and Locus's deep laughter.  I sighed, pushed my (h/l) (h/c) hair off my face and opened the door.  I walked to the left in the direction of the kitchen, placed my stuff on a chair and turned the corner. 

"Felix?! What the hell is this?!" I looked at Felix, he was lying on the floor surrounded by pots and pans.  "Locus made shitty soup with just vegetables in it and no meat.  Sooooo.....I figured since he wasn't gonna feed me I'd make myself some food.  Then I opened the damn cupboard and got ambushed by these damn tin cans."  I sighed, Felix hated pretty much everything.  It was like trying to feed a child, all he wanted was pizza or cookies, pop; basically anything that was terrible for you.  The one exception was meatloaf, which neither Locus nor I liked.

Locus snickered from his seat at the island, he looked at Felix, "Those 'damn tin cans' aren't going to put themselves away Felix...", Locus stated, "if you weren't so picky then this wouldn't have happened."  Felix shot him a glare as I walked over him and pulled his ass off of the floor.  "Ha yeah, sorry Felix but I'm taking Locus's side on this one.... Besides, you managed to start a pop tart on fire, what the hell were you planning on making?"  Locus just started laughing again, resting his forehead against the palm of his hand.  "Go ahead Felix, tell her what you were about to attempt to make." 

Felix shot Locus another glare, crossed his arms, and pouted.  "Well I was looking for a pan to make meatloaf in before I got ambushed."  "Meatloaf?!?" I couldn't help but laugh along with Locus this time. "Great! Now (y/n)'s laughing at me too!" I giggled but walked up to him and kissed his pouty lips.  "I think it's adorable that you tried to cook for yourself."  Felix looked at Locus and smirked.  "Hear that douche bag? I'm adorable."  He stuck his tongue out at Locus.  "Oi, you might be adorable but you still have to clean your shit up." Felix gave me a mini glare and pouted. "Felix if you keep pouting your lip is gonna fall off."  Locus scoffed. 

I chuckled a little then walked over to the pot where the soup was.  I grabbed a bowl and sat down next to Locus.  The soup was really good, which should've been obvious.  Locus is an excellent cook, I can kick his ass when it comes to baking sweets though. Felix grumbled and picked up the pots.  The last time that he had disobeyed me, I flipped him on his back and ignored him after that. 

Felix HATED to be ignored, I had been torturing him by doing so.  He had only made it three hours before he was draped across my lap on the couch interrupting my Law & Order: SVU marathon.  I finished my soup and sat down on the couch, Locus joined me and I cuddled into him. 

He grabbed the remote and flipped through the channels until he found Modern Family.  Felix whimpered from the kitchen. "I'm missing my show now assholes!" "And whose fault is that?" "Yours obviously, you made that nasty soup so I had to provide for myself."  I turned around to look a Felix.  "Just try the damn soup, you might like it."  "But what if I don't wanna (y/n)?"  "Then go to bed hungry, I swear you're such a child sometimes Felix." 

About 5 minutes later Felix sat down next to Locus and I on the sofa with a bowl of soup.  I looked at him and rolled my eyes.  "It's actually not that bad, besides the fact that it's missing meat." He muttered the last part.

Locus, whose arm was around my shoulders, thwapped Felix in the back of the head.  "OW! What the fuck was that for?!?"  "If you'd stopped being a little shit about eating food all the time you might realize you actually like it."  He thwapped his head again and Felix hissed at Locus.  "THAT is because you're eating red soup on a white sofa, sit on the floor." 

This one was quick and random and I'm not sure if it was all that great but I just thought it was a cute idea and put it out there!
I'm trying to work on more creative ideas to make the stories more interesting so I don't bore you guys! Bye for now guys!  Also, if you have any requests, I'd be more than happy to consider it!