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omf this took so long. i hope i got everyones usernames right and im sorry if i missed anyones question but i dont think i did bc i checked twice ^_^

PHIL

TheTheoryOfAna: Dad why didn't you answer other dads phone wyd

-Phil: I have a feeling that I'm going to get a lot of similar questions to this

WeirdAlert: What do you think of me calling you dad?

-Phil: .....

-Dan: the little shit loves it

Red-Writer: Phil. You better have a really good reason to be declining Dan's call. The Phangirls are out to get you atm. This isn't even a question... I'm sorry.

-Phil: I'm hiding under my duvet fort you'll never find me

ckatrinaa: why didn't YOU ANSWER HIS CALL TF

-Phil: I HAS MY REASONS

Lindseys-fandoms: why didn't you (aka dad) answer Dan's (aka other dad) phone call

-Phil: You guys haven't heard my side of the story yet!

Hoodieslover123: Are you my dad, son, husband, or best friend cause I'm lost

-Phil: I'm lost too

smolspacekid: ur too pure for this world okok

-Phil: I'm pure? did you read chapter 24?

phanasfluck: How kinky are you on a scale of 1-10

-Phil: 6.9 ;)

ChickOfInsanity: How much does Dan mean to you?

-Phil: I'd rate him 99/100

-Dan: why not 100?

-Phil: the stuff you reblog is concerning

-Dan: ;_;

Till_Sivan_Oakley: y u no answer the hotline bling )':

-Phil: if I knew he was calling for that I would've answered in a heartbeat

ilovebandsandphannn: Why tf didn't you answer Daniel

-Phil: patience is a virtue

Phan_Is_4Real: Can you dress me the way you do because you are fine af?

-Phil: Just dress in pale colours really, then you winged eyeliner needs to be on point and then you can never be sad, always positive!

danllama: Y U NO ANSWER FONE FIL

-Phil: that sentence isn't proper English

oliviasvancara: why didnt you answer the phone m8

-Phil: twas busy

phanlosers: M8 why didn't you answer the phone?!

-Phil: refer to the question above

allhomohowell: u wot m8?

-Phil: You sound like Dan

sparkleboi299: do you want a strip tease from Dan?

-Phil: omf yes

-Dan: my parents are sitting over there!

KingstonWriting: what are your fave pair of leggings?

-Phil: the white ones with tiny little gold dots on them

lolzor_dan: Who tops?

-Phil: me af

phantrash_2009: you used to call me on my cell phone, once i beat up them guys