One Direction Preferences

He gets confused by your Canadian slang

HARRY: "Hey Haz do you need me to wash your gotch? I'm doing a load of laundy right now," You yell down the stairs.

"I don't know what you mean? What is gotch?" He asks obviously very confused.

"It's underpants, or underwear whatever you call it."

"Your Canadian slang is funny," He says.

LOUIS: "Do you think I could sport those kicks Lou?" You ask pointing to a pair of runners.

"Before I answer that could you tell me what the heck that means?" He asked confused.

"Sorry, It's like saying 'Could I pull off those shoes' yeah." You say.

"You could sport all of the shoes in here," He said, his and gesturing to all the shoes.

This made you laugh. XD

ZAYN: "Hey babe you look upset." Zayn stated.

"Well, I got into this big kerfluffle with my mom because last time I was home I aparently broke the garberator..." You trailed off because Zayn looked suddenly really confuzzled.

"Uh, I don't mean to interupt your story but I didn't understand half the things you said there," He said still looking confuzzled.

"Ha, I'm still used to everyone understanding my Canadian Slang, I got in a fight with my mom because I apperently broke the weird thing that grnds food you know, in the sink drain?" You explain.

He nodded his head in understanding, "Your slang is confuzing.

NIALL: You took Niall to Canada to visit your family and he seemed to like it but had a hard time understanding everyone.

"Niall, I'm going to timmies to get a double-double, you wanna come?" You ask him grabbing your keys of the counter.

He turned his head to the side and gave you a funny look.

"Let me rephrase that, I'm going to the coffee shop would you like to come with me to get a coffe with two creams and two sugars?" You repeated.

"Sounds good to me," He said hopping off the couch.

"Put a tuque on! Bleeh I mean put a hat on!" you correct yourself.

LIAM: "I'm feeling a little chilly could you grab me my bunny hug?" You ask.

"Hmmm," he says looking around," Whats a bunny hug?" He asks.

"A hoodie, a sweater with no zip." He explain.

"You need to stop being so confusing with your Canadain slang!" He says throwing you your bunny hug.

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All you other Canadians probably noticed that I used the term bunny hug which is mostly used in Saskatchewan right? Well yeah I'm a Canuck from Saskabush and I'm proud of it! Peace! Ha This is the slang I use most often and I say eh a lot but I don't think I confuse people by it...