One Direction Preferences

You Teach Him How to do a Household Chore

HARRY: "Shoot!" Harry yelled.

"What's wrong?" You asked walking into the living room.

"I can't sem to fugure out how to use this, this machine!" He said pointing to the vacume cleaner.

You laughed, "Did you plug it in?"

"Yea," He said, "But I can't find the on switch."

"It's right here Harry," You giggled, "This lever thingy at the bottom here. You step on it, poof. Magic," You said stepping on the on lever and it turned on.

"Oh, I feel like a dingbat now..." He said putting his face in his hands.

"You are a dingbat," You joked.

"Way to make me feel better about not knowing how to use a vacume!" He said pushing you slightly.

"But you're my dingbat," You said kissing him on the cheek before walking off.

LOUIS: "What on earth are you doing?" You asked Louis how was piling stuff in the dishwasher.

"Putting things in the dishwasher... what does it look like?" He asked.

"It looks like you're doing that completley wrong," You laughed.

"Well then miss smarty pants, how do you do it?" He said with a sassy tone.

"Cups and small bowls in the top tray, plates and bowls in the bottom tray, and utensils in this tray," You said holding up the little utensil tray.

"Oh, that makes more sense," He said.

"Have you ever used a dish washer before?" You asked.

"I'm old school and washed dishes by hand!" He informed you.

"Well, good thing you know how to use a dishwasher now, because it's a lot quicker," You laughed.

He mocked what you said in a high pitched girly voice.

NIALL: "(Y/N)!!!!" Niall shouted from the kitchen.

"What Niall?" You asked walking to him.

"I burnt it," He laughed.

"Again? Really?" You asked.

"I'm sorry, I'm just not good at making food," He laughed.

"I think the only thing you can make without burning it is a bowl of cereal," You laughed, "But I'm sure you'd manage to burn that too."

"Hey!" I can make soup," He said.

"And?" you asked.

"Well... that's about it," He laughed. You we're both laughing.

"I'll teach you how to properly make food OK?" You said as you were laughing.

"Alrighty," He said.

ZAYN: "What the-" Zayn said.

"Hmm, what's the matter?" You asked.

"It made this hissing noise, I didn't even turn it on or anything! It was sudden and freaked me out a bit," He said pointing towards the floor steamer.

"My poor Bradford bad boy is scared of the floor steamer," You laughed.

"I'm not scared of it!" He defended, "It startled me. And I need you to teach me how to use it because well, I've never used on before."

"Whatever ya say," You said, "Let me teach you how to use this now."

"It's like a broom, and a mop. Sorta, so you just slide it along the floor and picks up all the stuff the broom didn't get. It cleans with steam," You explain, "Simple."

"Oh, well that isn't hard. I feel kinda stupid," He laughed.

LIAM: "What's this?" Youi heard Liam whisper to himself as you walked past the laundry room.

"What's what?" You ask.

"Oh, I didn't know you were there. But I don't know what to do..." He said with his cheeks turning slightly pink from embarrassment.

"Well for starters what are you washing?" You asked.

"Clothes," He responded.

You face palmed, "What type of clothes?" You asked, he still looked confused, "Like, whates, darks, delicates?" You said.

"Oh! I'm washing.... darks?" He said in a questioning tone, "You can just look at the basket."

"There's white," You said pointing to a white shirt, "So you're going to put it on cold so the colors don't mix OK?" You said.

"OK!" He said and put the clothes in the washer and setting it to cold.

"There ya go, not detergant and you're all set," You said walking out of the room.

______________________________________________________________

Ugh, my sister has this thing and it says 'No Makeup Monday' and yea she told me to do it and I would if I wasn't so ugly, jafeel me?

Do any of you guys wanna snapchat me? NO I WILL NOT SEND YOU NUDES, I know, you're probaly like what the flack, It's happened before *shudders* my snapchat is yournamerocks and I will delete you if you ask for or send nudes OK? OK.

I'm just really upset. Today this girl asked me if I really liked *The girl who I talked about, who cuts herself* and I was like yea and she flaking said, only because she likes 1D right? Like wtf is wrong with you, I don't only like her because she likes One Direction you cunt. She's so rude like learn to respect people you inconsiderate person! Ok I'm ranting, not bullying before you yell at me. I tend to get rude when I'm upset, like most people. Just leave me alone you douche canoe. (That whole thing was about the girl, not the one who cuts, but the other one not you guys k? It seemed like it was to you guys but it's not, I love you :3)

Imma tell you some weird things about me, 1. I like to read and write and learn and when people talk to me in class I act like it doesn't bother me so I don't come across as 'nerdy', 2. I drink my coffe straight black, I'm not into fancy sugars, 3. I like my mom, I think she's cool, 4. Sweater weather is my favorite weather <3 5. I'm into like all music genres, wanna listen to classical, I'm down, how bout some Indie Rock, let's do it.

Me and my mom we're watching Love Actually (Which is perfect) and we got into a conversation about Louis and she said Louis and I would make beautiful babies, talk about awkward.

These always get really long (That's what she said) I know, so I'm going to stop, but this was cool talking about all this stuff lol.