One Direction Preferences

Toast

For Ali <3 <3

HARRY: You walked into the kitchen and heard Harry humming a tune while he was cooking.

"Whatcha makin' Haz?" You asked wrapping your arms around his waist.

"French toast?" You asked.

"Yes, French toast," He laughed.

"What's in that bowl?" You ask pointing to the goop Harry was dipping the toast in.

"Eggs and stuff," He said, "Have you never had French toast or something? You seem really interested."

"No, I've never had any before. Does it taste good?" You asked.

"Have you been living under a rock you entire life?" Harry joked, "Like who's never had French toast? oh by the way, it's the best toast you will ever eat in your life."

"Oh, I guess. I'm sorry I don't know every toast that's out there," You said.

LOUIS: You were going to have sunday breakfast with your families, so you made a whole bunch of eggs and bacon and.... toast.

"Is that toast?" Louis asked. Your toast storie goes way back, you met when he threw a peice of toast at your head with his number attached to it, so when ever there's toast, he'll throw it at you.

"No, it's evolved flour," You said.

He grabbed a peaice of toast and threw it at you, "gotcha!"

"Come back here!" You shout throwing peices of toast after him.

"You did not just do that girlfriend," Louis said snapping his fingers.

"Mmm hmm I just did," You said back with just as much sass in your tone.

You continued to pelt toast at each other until you heard your door bell ring. You looked around, toast was everywhere. You frantically ran around to grab the toast and Louis went to get the door, "Hi Mr. and Mrs. (Y/L/N) we are having some technically difficulties with the food, so just don't look towards the kitchen and come this way."

NIALL: "Puttin' my toast into the toaster!" Niall sang.

"Do you sing when you go everything?" You joked.

"No, it just felt like the time to be singing," He laughed.

You and Niall laughed and danced around the kitchen as he sang every word, "What's that smell?" You ask him, sniffing the air as he does the same.

"NOOOOOOO!" He yells, "MY TOAST!" He pulled out the toast to see it had been burned to chards, he pretended to cry.

"Niall, get off the floor. I'll make you some new toast," You said, sad that your moment was ruined by toast.

"No! This toast was special, it had just been baked into a lovely loaf of bread. It's life long dream was to be eaten, like all foods. But now, I am responsible for ruining his dreams. I'm so sorry!" He said, very over-dramatic.

A smiled crept on your face as you tried not to laugh at Niall's made up toast life story.

ZAYN: "I'm thinking of getting another tattoo," Zayn said.

"Not again," You joked, "Of what?"

"I don't know, toast?" He said.

"You can't be serious right now," You said.

"Dead serious (Y/N). Don't under estimate the toast, it is all mighty and powerful," he said.

"Ugh Zayn. You look hot with all you tattoo's and everything but I don't think you should get another tattoo. Especially one of toast.

"Why don't you want me to get a toast tattoo, like wouldn't it just be like the funniest thing to explain o someone?" He laughed.

You laughed and the image in your head, "Ok, but seriously, you need to think before you get a toast tattoo!" You said.

"Fine," He muttered as he walked away.

LIAM: "(Y/N)! (Y/N)! (Y/N)! Check this out!" He said placing the toaster on the counter.

"We already have a toaster..... I know this one has the Batman logo on it but-" He cut you off.

"It doesn't 'just have the Batman logo on it!' Watch this, give me some bread!" He said.

"Oh, alright," You said handing him some bread.

"Now just wait," He said. He had a big smile plastered on his face as the toast popped out of the toaster with the Batman logo on it.

"Oh my god! That it so cool!" You said.

"Right! Right!"He said handing you the toast to eat.

"Like wow. It's so cool I don't even want to eat it it's so cool!" You said, inspecting the toadt from all angles.

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So it's like 11 and i was almost done this and my mom came downstairs to sleep so I like hid my laptop under my covers so I could finish it.... the things I do for you.

So this is the convo me and my mom had tonight, 'you only gave Alea one blanket?' and i said 'Yea, I only have one blanket,' and she said, 'Well yours is One Direction so it keeps you warm,' and I didn't mean to say it out loud but I was like 'because they're all hot," and then me and my mom laughed at my terrible 'joke'

#embarrassing story time

If at least 5 people comment they're most embarrassing story then I will tell you mine. I don't want to be the only one to like think oh what's some embarrassing thing you did, *cringes at all the ambarrassing memories* so yea, just comment them because yea.

Anyways, dis one is gonna be shorter because I'm pretty sure my life storues are boring....