HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Awww, thank you sweetheart! What did you get me? :P
It was supposed to be a surprise, but you remember that pink Mercedes that you wanted so badly?
OMG OMG OMG OMG!!! YES YES YES YES!!!! I'M SCREAMING NOW OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well I got you a toothbrush in the same color.
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