Oh ________ you were amazing in bed last night! I'm getting hard thinking about you ;)
DAD??!! Mom's name isn't _________!! You cheated on her!!
F**k don't tell your mother about this please! I'll do anything!!
I want to go to Hogwarts!
But Hogwarts isn't real...
Tough s**t! Not my problem, daddy!
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