girl: Slow down, Im scared.
guy: No, this is fun
girl: No it's not. Please it's too scary!
boy: Then tell me you love me.
girl: Fine I love you. Slow down!
guy: Now give me a BIG hug
girl: *hugs him*
guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on your head? It's bugging me/
girl: Alright, now slow down
guy: I love you babe
(In the paper the next day:(...A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only 1 had survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then he had her wear his helmet so that she would live even thought it meant that he would die.)
This is so sweet yet so sad
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