make that a diet coke

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Hey I'm going to the store you need anything?

     FOOOD!!

Be more specific

     Well....pizza, shrimp, one of those extra big bags of funions, two snickers bars, a subway footlong, a couple orders of onion rings, plus some taffy.

      OHHHH but I'm trying to watch my figure so a diet coke.

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