Hey I'm going to the store you need anything?
FOOOD!!
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Well....pizza, shrimp, one of those extra big bags of funions, two snickers bars, a subway footlong, a couple orders of onion rings, plus some taffy.
OHHHH but I'm trying to watch my figure so a diet coke.
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