*it's okay

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Hey you wanna go watch the new Harry Potter movie this Saturday?

     Can't wedding I gotta go to

May the devil damn you to an eternity of pain, suffering and never ending agony in the depths of hell you motherfker!

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Sorry autocorrect I meant "It's okay!" :D

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