How drunk was I last night
                                   You thought you were a wrestler
                              What happened?
                                   You challenged a 8 year old to a fight and got your ass beat... he made you tap out and you cried for 50 minutes after
                              Who was it?
                                   Your son
                                      
                                          
                                   
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