hey dad, just thought i'd tell you that i'm pregnant in geography!!! :D
SERENA MARIE!!! GET YOU ASS HOME RIGHT NOW, I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN LETTING YOU STAY AT DAMEON'S HOUSE WAS BAD. GET OVER HERE, RIGHT NOW!!!!
dad...what? wait, oh sh**!! no no no, i didnt mean pregnant or geography, i meant to say i'm "perfect in pornography!!!"
THAT'S EVEN WORSE!!! YOU ARE GROUNDED, I'M COMING TO PICK YOU UP RIGHT NOW. GET OUTSIDE AND TELL DAMEON TO STAY THE FK AWAY OR I'LL BEAT HIS ASS DOWN!!!
SH**SH**SH**SH**SH** DAD!!! I dint mean pornography!! no no no no no no no!! I meant perfect in photography!! aced my project!!
oh...congratulations then..let's uh, not tell your mom about this little take then..alright?
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